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Wait till you hear what his son Elliot did....
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Weirdest thing a girl has ever made you do?
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Why does a trust fund baby get kicked out of a near-Ivy for selling weed? Cause she's reckless and spoiled.
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I went out with a girl who wanted to do what she described as "Ancient Egyptian role-play." It was at university and she was studying Ancient History. As far as I could make out it would've basically just been fucking while throwing in some Egyptian references. I laughed at her like she'd made a bad joke and she didn't bring it up again.
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You should’ve made her kneel down and cup her hands in preparation for your load, like so:
Or be on her knees with a bowl balanced on her head. Obviously, you jack off into the bowl:
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Where were you 20 years ago when I needed you?
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Learning about ancient Egypt in world history (middle school) and thinking about jerking off into a bowl on some ancient Egyptian broad’s head
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Fawk I forgot I always make fun of you for being old.
Don’t lie, McGowan, this wasn’t “in university”, you were probably studying at the Great Library of Alexandria tss
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We need you on the next boq stream, habibiman.
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Wanted me to put a knife to her throat while I fucked her. When I said no, after she was clearly trying to get me to draw blood, she wanted me to put a pellet gun to her head.
She was damaged goods.
She was damaged goods.
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This one girl wanted me to stop doing things with friends she said she wanted to spend quality time with me which turned out to be clothes shopping and watching tv. I gave it a go and now I am forever bored as everyone has got out of the habit of going to the pub at least once a week together
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One bitch I was with had me drill a hole in a folding table and lay on it face down with my dick hanging through the hole so she could blow me from under the table, kinda like a glory hole but laying down. It was the worst, most awkward blow job I ever got.
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She was thinking about a dog.
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One of my earlier girlfriends would call me "daddy" during sex, which is very normal, right? Well, until she would try and goad me into pretending that she was my daughter ( we were the same age).
Needless to say, I didn't stick around too long after that.
Next weirdest thing a girl ever made me do was tell her who I was, what I was doing in her house and what was the duct tape for. Then the bitch demanded I leave.
Romance is dead.
Needless to say, I didn't stick around too long after that.
Next weirdest thing a girl ever made me do was tell her who I was, what I was doing in her house and what was the duct tape for. Then the bitch demanded I leave.
Romance is dead.
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You were supposed to rape her
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I know right? These days they're always like "When can I go home? Where's my mommy? Where's my daddy? Where's the dog you told me I could pet? Why are you taking off your clothes?"
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No fucking shit. And here I am weirded out by a chubby girl in black lipstick who likes when I bite her.
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Question for everyone: Are these hot girls with a crazy streak or so-so tinder bitches who you fuck cause you're thirsty? I've def been in the latter position, so no negative connotation there, just curious what kind of women expects dudes to put up with this shit.
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Not a fawkin fan.