Weird shit on your bucket list

[HH Brother]

Owning 10 sinks, funster.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Live somewhere with no niggers.

It is the American dream but a down side, I live such area and there are local hillbillies especially women that never worked or lived outside the county and never been exposed to living around Niggers and will argue that they are not bad and you are just a awful racist, the city version of these people are the ones saying how great it would be to have deer and wild hogs roaming your yard

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Preventing someone else from completing their bucket list, ideally with something simple like a loud fart or inopportune arrival of police.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I shit in the ocean once when I was like 12. Just as I squatted and started spewing diarrhea the wave behind me sucked back all the water and exposed my pecka to the entire beach.
Love that memory

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

It is the American dream but a down side, I live such area and there are local hillbillies especially women that never worked or lived outside the county and never been exposed to living around Niggers and will argue that they are not bad and you are just a awful racist, the city version of these people are the ones saying how great it would be to have deer and wild hogs roaming your yard

I'll take hillbillies over niggers anyday.

It is always the ones with no nigger contact that love niggers the most.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I never found mine.

Did you go looking for it?

 

[aRTie02150]

But doesn't it float up against your body once it escapes?

Nope. Slides out and runs off like I'm a momma shark giving birth.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I almost shit myself in a boat one time so I had to jump out and take a diarrhea shit in a lake. It was unpleasant. I had to tread water and shit at the same time and I was not alone.

Did both of you wait for the turds to surface and see who got a bigger load

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did both of you wait for the turds to surface and see who got a bigger load

When I say I wasn't alone, I mean there was someone else in the boat laughing at my shame. Not shitting with me.

 

[Stent]

Having worked in restaurants for decades, I can tell you, Patrick is not a special little customer. He's the annoying regular who thinks he's one of the elite customers, but in reality the staff just roll their eyes and deal with it. As far as other customers they get an ear full of false facts and political anecdotes. Plus you know he's rude to customers and staff alike.

He'd be one of those guys who also wants you to know he's on your side.

: "I'm not one of those customers. Yeah, I am here to get served by you but I understand your side of things. I've never worked in the business, or any business, but I'm a man of the people despite being better than you."

I don't personally want to fuck men, especially the mentally ill, I'll say with clothes on, he is one of the rare ones that pass.

She/her, stlaker child. I haven't seen a recent picture of Sue but I'd guess the 20's haven't been kind no matter how many hormones are taken.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He'd be one of those guys who also wants you to know he's on your side.

: "I'm not one of those customers. Yeah, I am here to get served by you but I understand your side of things. I've never worked in the business, or any business, but I'm a man of the people despite being better than you."


She/her, stlaker child. I haven't seen a recent picture of Sue but I'd guess the 20's haven't been kind no matter how many hormones are taken.

Jazz looks like the fat demon in spawn now.
Bailey Jay also has a man gut
Blair White although still skinny has the body of a skinny man
I know far too many mentally ill men dammit

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

When I say I wasn't alone, I mean there was someone else in the boat laughing at my shame. Not shitting with me.

Ok Mr poopy

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Getting a Jew to pay me not to work.