Week 2 of Semen Retention

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Eww what in the fuck. The taste of honey is already vaguely similar to the smell of a spread open asshole (fight me on this, honey is gay as fuck), so of course this cum drink was flavored with that.

I love honey. But I only get it from one guy. Some other honey does get a weird funkiness to it.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I love honey. But I only get it from one guy. Some other honey does get a weird funkiness to it.

Tell your guy to eat some pineapple, supposedly it helps the taste.

 

[PickleRickle]

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Problem?

Chicks ass, good honey. Restroom stall in the workplace, bad honey.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

 

[Nigger John]

Gross

 

[chocolatehellhole]

What does @JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS have to do with this? Leave him out of it, cuz.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Semen has a lower freezing point than water so you can’t just store your loads in any freezer attached to a fridge, hell I don’t even know the strength of an industrial one you’d need. Anyway why are you saving it? Don’t you understand it’s healthier to naturally cycle your semen through your body? Drink up!

 

[guest]

@NewJersey.gov any comments on the thumb?

All that semen retention made him stop fapping and it has shrivelled his hypertrophied thumb

 

[guest]

is that going in one of your micro-brews?

EDIT: also your fingernails are telling me you have some kind of deficiency apart from the mental one

[URL unfurl="true"]https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/15367-adult-jaundice[/URL]

 

[chocolatehellhole]

All that semen retention made him stop fapping and it has shrivelled his hypergamous thumb

Nice shriveled monkey paw, stupid.

 

[PickleRickle]

Thumb Fights. Who's going to dress up as Joe Rogan and go on Dr Phil after this is all said and done?

 

[BUBBLER]

SRWN #1

#2, stupid longer longer

@Nigger John

 

[BUBBLER]

Actually #4, because @StlakerFatti and I also started practicing semen retention after Nigger Jim but we only do it in intervals of 12 hrs

 

[StlakerFatti]

Actually #4, because @StlakerFatti and I also started practicing semen retention after Nigger Jim but we only do it in intervals of 12 hrs

I try to do longer but I get sidetracked often. Been waking up to browsing gangbang porn multiple times.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

#2, stupid longer longer

@Nigger John

Nice longer longer, STUPID.

 

[BUBBLER]

Nice longer longer, STUPID.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

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[TorpidSloth]

Husky fella are ya?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Husky fella are ya?

Haven't gained a pound since High School.

 

[Dog Eater]

Husky fella are ya?

Can’t tell if he’s fat or just has Eastern European blood.