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Week 2 of Semen Retention

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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@Nigger John any recommendations on temperature for stability in storage? Cellar temps?
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Semen has a lower freezing point than water so you can’t just store your loads in any freezer attached to a fridge, hell I don’t even know the strength of an industrial one you’d need. Anyway why are you saving it? Don’t you understand it’s healthier to naturally cycle your semen through your body? Drink up!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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Also, is that that "thick water" shit? I remember that Badlands Chugs guy chugged a big boot of it and it looked like he was downing a bunch of cum. He reacts like he did too. He fucking HATES it.

 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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Also, is that that "thick water" shit? I remember that Badlands Chugs guy chugged a big boot of it and it looked like he was downing a bunch of cum. He reacts like he did too. He fucking HATES it.


I'd have told you what it really was if you hadn't gotten so fresh with me earlier.
 

TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Also, is that that "thick water" shit? I remember that Badlands Chugs guy chugged a big boot of it and it looked like he was downing a bunch of cum. He reacts like he did too. He fucking HATES it.


Eww what in the fuck. The taste of honey is already vaguely similar to the smell of a spread open asshole (fight me on this, honey is gay as fuck), so of course this cum drink was flavored with that.
 
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