Weed detox

[FrogmanKurlan]

Quick Fix Synthetic Urine-The Best Synthetic Urine Formula

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Definitely works, tape it to your inner thigh or something and keep temp correct and you will pass

Yeah this stuff works. I bought the one that has a belt so you can strap it down and keep it tight to your body.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Yeah this stuff works. I bought the one that has a belt so you can strap it down and keep it tight to your body.

I've seen that belt one. Very impressive! Anita's in Clyde carried it and I very nearly bought it.

What's funny is that I used to buy Quick Fix directly from their website. It's cheaper to buy it in the store!

 

[quasi101]

Buy the dehydrated shit online

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I've seen that belt one. Very impressive! Anita's in Clyde carried it and I very nearly bought it.

What's funny is that I used to buy Quick Fix directly from their website. It's cheaper to buy it in the store!

Yeah it’s real easy to use.
Is it really cheaper? I never checked out the local shops.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember hearing about guys drinking a bunch of vinegar. I don't know why that would work and I only ever heard it from stupid wiggers so I doubt it's true.

 

[Brooke Shields]

There's an easy way to pass urine drug tests even for things stronger than weed (and without "cheating") that I'm surprised hasn't been mentioned yet, all you have to

 

[Phish]

and he was literally 0% body fat.

Ya. Literally.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

It’s fucking weed. Stop being a pussy and take the test.

 

[Phish]

Stream X fetish piss works wonders for both C lab and probation drug screens. If its visually monitored, just get a wizzinator. I passed dozens of tests with it. Its like $100+ but worth every penny if using drugs is rly that important to you. Im clean now besides alcohol and my PRESCRIPTION METHADONE so you junky degenerates are all faggots that deserve to get fired and fail your precious drug tests. Fucking losers.

 

[captain_kamala]

Stream X fetish piss works wonders for both C lab and probation drug screens. If its visually monitored, just get a wizzinator. I passed dozens of tests with it. Its like $100+ but worth every penny if using drugs is rly that important to you. Im clean now besides alcohol and my PRESCRIPTION METHADONE so you junky degenerates are all faggots that deserve to get fired and fail your precious drug tests. Fucking losers.

Do you get take homes?

 

[Phish]

Do you get take homes?

Got 3 days! Still get to see the grubby gross niggers and homeless trailer park trash 4 days a week. God its truly degrading having to go there before work. It is satisfying as hell cutting everyone in line and yelling “WORK PASS” and hearing them all bitch and whine about “white boi stupid ass think he jus get to cut erryone erry day. Fuck dat shiii yo” tho. Like IM THE NIGGER for having a job. No exaggeration I literally get asked 3 or 4 times a morning “you gotta dolla” or “you gotta cigarette”. Completely ignored them every time

 

[captain_kamala]

Got 3 days! Still get to see the grubby gross niggers and homeless trailer park trash 4 days a week. God its truly degrading having to go there before work. It is satisfying as hell cutting everyone in line and yelling “WORK PASS” and hearing them all bitch and whine about “white boi stupid ass think he jus get to cut erryone erry day. Fuck dat shiii yo” tho. Like IM THE NIGGER for having a job. No exaggeration I literally get asked 3 or 4 times a morning “you gotta dolla” or “you gotta cigarette”. Completely ignored them every time

Good for you. When I'm bored at work I read 1 star google reviews of methadone clinics across the country and they are hilarious

 

[Sue2]

Good for you. When I'm bored at work I read 1 star google reviews of methadone clinics across the country and they are hilarious

I visit subs like r/crack and r/meth to remind myself other people have it really bad

 

[Sue2]

My roommates dog is severely addicted to Meth

My roommates small dog is always spracked the hell out probably 5-7 days out of the week. He literally seeks it out and despite everyone else seeing the problem she is in denial of him constantly being loaded downplays saying it's only happened a couple times. Instead of taking initiative and vacuuming or getting a barrier to prevent her animal from getting to the area where everyone smokes both speed and fetty including herself she says people gotta stop accidentally dropping shit on the floor. I myself am cautious but I'm sorry not everyone is going to remember when they are nodding out or packing a bowl of speed some spills off the table to be aware of your dog and an issue she herself doesn't do anything but argues about it. She recently shared the most cringest information about her dog thinking everyone would find it funny (i was absolutely disgusted). She told us how her dog gets so horny from the speed that he literally sucks himself off till he cums in his own mouth. Wtf thanks i did not need to know that about your dog. Question? Do you kiss him on the mouth after he swallows his load too? Sorry i was being a bit of a sarcastic bitch. None of the other animals have any problems with seeking out dope or even being put in a situation where they could be loaded. I have literally 5 pets between myself (30)and my boyfriend (31) none of them have been exposed to any of the drugs we ourselves do because we take the precautions to keep them from getting loaded. My boyfriend and myself do the same drugs as her fetty and speed too we have 0 problems with any of our pets getting accidentally loaded ever. This broad has also been getting on my nerves constantly she barely pays $400 and keep the house clean (which she doesn't even attempt to help or do any of the housework making it ultimately fall on me) She also is a hella huge mooch Im tired of her constantly asking for dope and now she is getting entitled about it. She also has a smart ass mouth and every day I'm losing more and more patiences. I'm getting closer and closer to just socking her in the face to get her afraid enough to pack her shit take her dog and bounce but that could really backfire on me. What the fuck how do I convince my bf to finally kick her out so she and her dog can go to rehab like she has been saying she is going to do for the last year? God knows they both need it especially her small dog (8)

 

[Cumtown Fags]

I heard cranberry juice works, but you need to drink like two gallons. Either way, good luck!

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

My roommates dog is severely addicted to Meth

My roommates small dog is always spracked the hell out probably 5-7 days out of the week. He literally seeks it out and despite everyone else seeing the problem she is in denial of him constantly being loaded downplays saying it's only happened a couple times. Instead of taking initiative and vacuuming or getting a barrier to prevent her animal from getting to the area where everyone smokes both speed and fetty including herself she says people gotta stop accidentally dropping shit on the floor. I myself am cautious but I'm sorry not everyone is going to remember when they are nodding out or packing a bowl of speed some spills off the table to be aware of your dog and an issue she herself doesn't do anything but argues about it. She recently shared the most cringest information about her dog thinking everyone would find it funny (i was absolutely disgusted). She told us how her dog gets so horny from the speed that he literally sucks himself off till he cums in his own mouth. Wtf thanks i did not need to know that about your dog. Question? Do you kiss him on the mouth after he swallows his load too? Sorry i was being a bit of a sarcastic bitch. None of the other animals have any problems with seeking out dope or even being put in a situation where they could be loaded. I have literally 5 pets between myself (30)and my boyfriend (31) none of them have been exposed to any of the drugs we ourselves do because we take the precautions to keep them from getting loaded. My boyfriend and myself do the same drugs as her fetty and speed too we have 0 problems with any of our pets getting accidentally loaded ever. This broad has also been getting on my nerves constantly she barely pays $400 and keep the house clean (which she doesn't even attempt to help or do any of the housework making it ultimately fall on me) She also is a hella huge mooch Im tired of her constantly asking for dope and now she is getting entitled about it. She also has a smart ass mouth and every day I'm losing more and more patiences. I'm getting closer and closer to just socking her in the face to get her afraid enough to pack her shit take her dog and bounce but that could really backfire on me. What the fuck how do I convince my bf to finally kick her out so she and her dog can go to rehab like she has been saying she is going to do for the last year? God knows they both need it especially her small dog (8)

Does Florida have meth in the drinking water? I still don’t get why you and bam don’t hang out. You’re in the south Florida/South America portion of that state. I’d still move there in a second because of the fishing but that’s the only reason.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

My roommates dog is severely addicted to Meth

My roommates small dog is always spracked the hell out probably 5-7 days out of the week. He literally seeks it out and despite everyone else seeing the problem she is in denial of him constantly being loaded downplays saying it's only happened a couple times. Instead of taking initiative and vacuuming or getting a barrier to prevent her animal from getting to the area where everyone smokes both speed and fetty including herself she says people gotta stop accidentally dropping shit on the floor. I myself am cautious but I'm sorry not everyone is going to remember when they are nodding out or packing a bowl of speed some spills off the table to be aware of your dog and an issue she herself doesn't do anything but argues about it. She recently shared the most cringest information about her dog thinking everyone would find it funny (i was absolutely disgusted). She told us how her dog gets so horny from the speed that he literally sucks himself off till he cums in his own mouth. Wtf thanks i did not need to know that about your dog. Question? Do you kiss him on the mouth after he swallows his load too? Sorry i was being a bit of a sarcastic bitch. None of the other animals have any problems with seeking out dope or even being put in a situation where they could be loaded. I have literally 5 pets between myself (30)and my boyfriend (31) none of them have been exposed to any of the drugs we ourselves do because we take the precautions to keep them from getting loaded. My boyfriend and myself do the same drugs as her fetty and speed too we have 0 problems with any of our pets getting accidentally loaded ever. This broad has also been getting on my nerves constantly she barely pays $400 and keep the house clean (which she doesn't even attempt to help or do any of the housework making it ultimately fall on me) She also is a hella huge mooch Im tired of her constantly asking for dope and now she is getting entitled about it. She also has a smart ass mouth and every day I'm losing more and more patiences. I'm getting closer and closer to just socking her in the face to get her afraid enough to pack her shit take her dog and bounce but that could really backfire on me. What the fuck how do I convince my bf to finally kick her out so she and her dog can go to rehab like she has been saying she is going to do for the last year? God knows they both need it especially her small dog (8)

It's always a post that's over nine thousand words with you even when copy and pasting from somebody else.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Synthetic piss in a glue bottle, you'll want to warm it up in a microwave just before the test

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Fuck you @DMAN now I know you’re not black.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Do they still make the Wizzanator?