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Weed detox

LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

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If you’re a fat fuck you’re screwed. If you’re a twinkster who burns off what they eat just drink water. Or get fake piss. Or stick a finger up your ass.
Yes I’m a fat piece of shit. This is stuck in my fat cells. Why was I blessed with a renaissance figure and small cock?

Got a new job I’m going for but the fuckers want a D&A test. I’m medically permitted with a prescription. Ah well fuck it. Might just go on unemployment for a while.
 

The Shah of Iran

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If you’re a twinkster who burns off what they eat just drink water. Or get fake piss. Or stick a finger up your ass.
lol nope, not in 7 days anyway. In his prime, Nick Diaz used to stop 10 days before his title fights and he was literally 0% body fat. Didn't even pass every test that way either. You gotta not let it get to the cells. But yeah if you're fat don't even bother trying.

Over here Amazon make you do piss tests whether you're driving a bike or slaving away in a fulfillment camp, i had a mate who basically smoked 2 weeks out the month to get round it (also extremely skinny). If you're sourcing fake piss it had better be for a decent salary or keeping you out of jail.
D&A test.
Please tell me this is a Monkey Dust reference and not what you think is actually going to happen
 

Lamont & Tonelli

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Cranberry juice, and lots of it. Friend of mine had a probation thing so he couldn't use the fake stuff, and a solid day of chugging it got his piss clean enough to stay out of jail. Get the unsweetened pure stuff if you can, but Ocean Spray cleans preddy gud. Good for the pipes anyway.
D&A test.
They're going to test your dick and asshole? Are you sure you want this job?
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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GNC sells a detox drink called Detox or something like that. It’s against their policy to tell you it’s for drugs but any head shop will carry the same thing and gladly tell you what it’s for. Definitely stop smoking immediately though. Water probably isn’t going to work and definitely don’t dilute your piss by drinking 3 gallons of water per day because they’ll fail you for that.
 

Total Tranny Death

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Yes I’m a fat piece of shit. This is stuck in my fat cells. Why was I blessed with a renaissance figure and small cock?

Got a new job I’m going for but the fuckers want a D&A test. I’m medically permitted with a prescription. Ah well fuck it. Might just go on unemployment for a while.
You're gonna fail. Why the fuck are they testing for weed? Did you get a job with the dea?
 

TheRevAlJolson

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I’m medically permitted with a prescription.
Then the lab who piss tests you can't share your positive result with your prospective employer without violating HIPAA. If you come up positive for anything, the screening lab will call you to request a copy of your script. Once you supply that to them, they will withhold that positive from the employer.

If the employer/temp agency just has you go piss in a cup and tests it on site, do it and then sue them into oblivion.

Edit: More importantly, what kind of nigger work do you do that piss tests? I haven't had to piss for a job since 2005...
 
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LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

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If you’re a fat fuck you’re screwed. If you’re a twinkster who burns off what they eat just drink water. Or get fake piss. Or stick a finger up your ass.
Btw finger in the ass, how many knuckles deep do I gotta go?
You're gonna fail. Why the fuck are they testing for weed? Did you get a job with the dea?
nah it’s for a government agency but it’s basically disconnecting and reconnecting water services for dead beats that haven’t paid, and changing of meters due to damage. It’s really quite fucked that weed is seen as such an enemy here in Australia.
 

Total Tranny Death

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Btw finger in the ass, how many knuckles deep do I gotta go?

nah it’s for a government agency but it’s basically disconnecting and reconnecting water services for dead beats that haven’t paid, and changing of meters due to damage. It’s really quite fucked that weed is seen as such an enemy here in Australia.
Just come up with some BS as to why you can't start for another month (at least)
 

Dog Eater

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Btw finger in the ass, how many knuckles deep do I gotta go?

nah it’s for a government agency but it’s basically disconnecting and reconnecting water services for dead beats that haven’t paid, and changing of meters due to damage. It’s really quite fucked that weed is seen as such an enemy here in Australia.
I’ll mail you up my piss. Just warm it up in the morning and keep it in a thermos under your clothes.
 
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