We should start a survivor themed gameshow to find our next professional broadcaster

[guest]

I don’t hate Dan enough to kill him, sorry.

Nobody said killing. weirdo.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Nobody said killing. weirdo.

I stopped reading at “real terrorist”. Boy do I feel stupid.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

wwaw with the least professional podcaster

 

[guest]

I stopped reading at “real terrorist”. Boy do I feel stupid.

I personally advocate for pies in faces, jizzed on cinnabons, razor blades in apples, and threatening voicemails to scifi authors that confirm all his persecutory delusions he needs to function. Nothing more though.

 

[NoBacon]

it would be funny to tell Boomia I have another podcast and let him ramble on for hours, but it’s not live and I’m not recording it.

 

[Jenna]

First challenge: bam's kids favorite food is crab legs but she can't afford to get them as often as they would like. What are you gonna do about it?

Apply for foodstamps?

 

[guest]

it would be funny to tell Boomia I have another podcast and let him ramble on for hours, but it’s not live and I’m not recording it.

Hahahaha. Had to pull over etc.

 

[Stent]

I'm going to start a new podcast with Big A as co-host. I expect to still get through content quicker than Dan did.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

First challenge: bam's kids favorite food is crab legs but she can't afford to get them as often as they would like. What are you gonna do about it?

You claim to be black and yet don't know how to post up by the kitchen door of the Chinese buffet to hoard crab legs as soon as they're brought out?

Maybe Patrick was right

 

[guest]

You claim to be black and yet don't know how to post up by the kitchen door of the Chinese buffet to hoard crab legs as soon as they're brought out?

Maybe Patrick was right

She’d get boxed out by the Chinese people there doing the same thing

 

[Alexis de Torqueville]

All the contestants will start on equal footing, but each week there will be multiple challenges. At the end of the week, the contestant deemed to have done the worse out of everyone is ejected from the pool and has to go on JDA's stream until the final vote.

Contests will include:

-argue the craft of podcasting

-say something when your co-host mutes himself

- who can call kiwi members hypocritical the best

-deep cuts on 90s rock

- draw Patrick (judged by Ethan sciver)

- steer boomia to stay on the same topic for 10 minutes

- best reactions from questioning bobo

- douche or dressing

- best mock announcement of someone's death


The final winner will be given their very own podcast equipment and a studio in the city. (At their own expense)

Sounds good, Nick. Can you host it on Cumtown?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm going to start a new podcast with Big A as co-host. I expect to still get through content quicker than Dan did.

Reminder: Bobo and Bocchetti was the best show on compound, and Keith the Wop couldn’t afford the 1 sand which a show it would cost him to continue.

 

[guest]

Rather than steer me, stay outta my way when I'm telling a story lol, I'm old you throw in a tangent I forget where I am. I need Biden level help.

WAIT, HOLDUPHOLDUPHOLDUP! (OnA reference, Dan), Booms lemme stop you there. You just reminded me with your story about drunkenly fucking a fat chick to get at her pizza...when I was in college, I had a friend, man I don't wanna blow up his spot but let's call him Dave, Dave if you're listening love ya miss ya brother. Anyway Dave was a sleazebag who had shoeboxes full of porn and would always try to get you to borrow some, it's like dude, I don't wanna share porn with you. Man, that guy was crazy. He also had like no standards. He'd just bang any monster and consider it an impressive notch on his belt. Like 1s and 2s. Weird dude. Anyway, sorry, back to your story. Go.

 

[guest]

Reminder: Bobo and Bocchetti was the best show on compound, and Keith the Wop couldn’t afford the 1 sand which a show it would cost him to continue.

Give him a break, he was saving Nana's money to buy himself a new boat.