We hired a pedophile

[Total Tranny Death]

I've wanted to try taking rohypnol myself for some time, I genuinely want to know what it feels like. Sucks that you can't buy it without everyone thinking you're a rapist. These are the preconceptions we need to fight against!

rohyphnol is ghb right? That's what Big Lenny used to take before going to Wal Mart to hit on black women.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

rohyphnol is ghb right?

No, rohypnol is rohypnol. GHB is gamma hydroxybutyrate. They're both excellent rape drugs though.

 

[NoBacon]

No, rohypnol is rohypnol. GHB is gamma hydroxybutyrate. They're both excellent rape drugs though.

I’m not a creep. I use good old physical violence.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I've wanted to try taking rohypnol myself for some time, I genuinely want to know what it feels like. Sucks that you can't buy it without everyone thinking you're a rapist. These are the preconceptions we need to fight against!

When I lived in China I bought a bottle of GHB that was fully advertised as a date rape drug.

I woke up the next morning with zero memory of the night before, a bowl of cereal under the grill and had not been raped.

 

[JebJoh]

When I lived in China I bought a bottle of GHB that was fully advertised as a date rape drug.

I woke up the next morning with zero memory of the night before, a bowl of cereal under the grill and had not been raped.

Probably because you forgot to have a date first. Thats like taking steroids and forgetting to work out

 

[Niggerotchi]

Probably because you forgot to have a date first. Thats like taking steroids and forgetting to work out

A buddy of mine used to inject testosterone, not work out, play COD and scream at kids all day. It was fucked. He got really fuckin fat.

 

[Andy Elliott]

A buddy of mine used to inject testosterone, not work out, play COD and scream at kids all day. It was fucked. He got really fuckin fat.

 

[Professor Rape]

He didn't get fired? What the fuck industry do you live in?

Compound media
SFWA
Band member for 2U

That covers all joke answers for each section

 

[Cleo's Dad]

When I lived in China I bought a bottle of GHB that was fully advertised as a date rape drug.

I woke up the next morning with zero memory of the night before, a bowl of cereal under the grill and had not been raped.

How was the cereal?

 

[JoshMoonDiaperTroon]

I used to work with an old lady who killed her own baby when she was a teen. She gave birth and left it in a garbage bag outside of her dads house and it froze.

 

[Dog Eater]

He sexually assaulted a 14 year old girl and is facing like 80 years. His trial is in a few months. Hated this cocksucker from the beginning but didn’t think he was this big a shithead. How can I fuck with him for my own amusement, or so that he quits?

Get a load of this faggot. If someone at my workplace was charged with this (and it seemed legit) there is no fucking way they'd make it out of the building unscathed. Fucking kill yourself.

 

[PogromStallone]

Get a load of this faggot. If someone at my workplace was charged with this (and it seemed legit) there is no fucking way they'd make it out of the building unscathed. Fucking kill yourself.

Woah, you're so badass.

 

[Dog Eater]

Woah, you're so badass.

I'm not talking about me retard. But why am I not shocked that you're upset at the idea of a pedophile being hurt.

 

[UnPRePared]

Approach the lad in front of everyone and ask if he can play guitar.

Regardless of his answer, follow up by telling him that you heard that he's been trying very hard to "Nail A Minor".

Then tell him "nice shirt, stupid" or, if you feel lucky, headbutt the cunt.*







*Don't do that if he's a Samoan.

 

[PogromStallone]

I'm not talking about me retard. But why am I not shocked that you're upset at the idea of a pedophile being hurt.

"If someone at my workplace was charged with this (and it seemed legit) there is no fucking way they'd make it out of the building unscathed."

Two options here;
1) You're talking about yourself even though you say you're not.
2) You're talking not about yourself but about your coworkers which would make you fall into your own categories of "Get a load of this faggot." and "Fucking kill yourself."

 

[Dog Eater]

"If someone at my workplace was charged with this (and it seemed legit) there is no fucking way they'd make it out of the building unscathed."

Two options here;
1) You're talking about yourself even though you say you're not.
2) You're talking not about yourself but about your coworkers which would make you fall into your own categories of "Get a load of this faggot." and "Fucking kill yourself."

Are you a virtuous pedophile? Or does it not count because they're 2D?

 

[PogromStallone]

Are you a virtuous pedophile? Or does it not count because they're 2D?

And of course, you just ignore everything I posted and go straight to namecalling. The modus operandi of the retard.

 

[Dog Eater]

And of course, you just ignore everything I posted and go straight to namecalling. The modus operandi of the retard.

Tell me again how Eric isn't a pedo.

 

[PogromStallone]

Tell me again how Eric isn't a pedo.

You keep ignoring the relevant portions of this discussion in favour of more bullshit. How very Pat-like of you.

I'm out, no use in arguing with a rock.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

So he's about to go to jail for life on account of pedophilia, and he's still showing up to work?

That's commitment, most managers would kill for a guy with that temperament

Rape a 14 year old?

GOOD.