We hired a pedophile

[Andy Elliott]

He sexually assaulted a 14 year old girl and is facing like 80 years. His trial is in a few months. Hated this cocksucker from the beginning but didn’t think he was this big a shithead. How can I fuck with him for my own amusement, or so that he quits?

 

[Niggerotchi]

He sexually assaulted a 14 year old girl and is facing like 80 years. His trial is in a few months. Hated this cocksucker from the beginning but didn’t think he was this big a shithead. How can I fuck with him for my own amusement, or so that he quits?

You guys hired Turk? I knew he was lying about agoraphobia

 

[Cleo's Dad]

Call up the local BACA chapter and leave his information with them, that'd be pretty funny

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why would you hire someone who’s going to prison shortly? Which fast food restaurant do you work at?

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Which fast food restaurant do you work at?

 

[Brooke Shields]

So he's about to go to jail for life on account of pedophilia, and he's still showing up to work?

That's commitment, most managers would kill for a guy with that temperament

 

[Toast]

Shoulder check him as you walk by. Maybe a stink eye afterwards.

 

[StlakerFatti]

leave miniature nooses around his work area

 

[Total Tranny Death]

He sexually assaulted a 14 year old girl and is facing like 80 years. His trial is in a few months. Hated this cocksucker from the beginning but didn’t think he was this big a shithead. How can I fuck with him for my own amusement, or so that he quits?

He didn't get fired? What the fuck industry do you live in? If one of my coworkers did that, I'd tell management it's me or him.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

He didn't get fired? What the fuck industry do you live in? If one of my coworkers did that, I'd tell management it's me or him.

He works as an accountant for Kohl’s. (sorry for doxxing you Andy)

His co-worker wasn’t fired because he is quote on quote “virtuous” according to upper management at the Tel Aviv office.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He didn't get fired? What the fuck industry do you live in? If one of my coworkers did that, I'd tell management it's me or him.

Yeah, I got a guy canned back in the day because he asked me if I knew where to get some date rape drug. He said it was for his girlfriend's 17 year old sister wanted to know what it felt like to be roofied so she'd know if someone ever slipped her something. I was just like "so you're obviously trying to rape your gf's sister" and started telling everybody and he got incessantly ripped on, threatened and fired at the end of the day. When we were walking back to the office as we passed this one shipping container a guy whizzed a hammer past him into it and then made him hand it back to him.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Should probably just kill him. Innocent until proven guilty I guess but, fuck it.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Yeah, I got a guy canned back in the day because he asked me if I knew where to get some date rape drug. He said it was for his girlfriend's 17 year old sister wanted to know what it felt like to be roofied so she'd know if someone ever slipped her something. I was just like "so you're obviously trying to rape your gf's sister" and started telling everybody and he got incessantly ripped on, threatened and fired at the end of the day. When we were walking back to the office as we passed this one shipping container a guy whizzed a hammer past him into it and then made him hand it back to him.

Reminds me of this reddit post of this guy who definitely didn't want to assault his special needs sister

And if you are wondering why I have that reddit post handy I believe I came across it after googling the morality of feeding alcohol to someone with a disability after watching an Adam Libby video of him drinking an IPA

 

[NoBacon]

So he's about to go to jail for life on account of pedophilia, and he's still showing up to work?

That's commitment, most managers would kill for a guy with that temperament

 

[PogromStallone]

Yeah, I got a guy canned back in the day because he asked me if I knew where to get some date rape drug. He said it was for his girlfriend's 17 year old sister wanted to know what it felt like to be roofied so she'd know if someone ever slipped her something. I was just like "so you're obviously trying to rape your gf's sister" and started telling everybody and he got incessantly ripped on, threatened and fired at the end of the day. When we were walking back to the office as we passed this one shipping container a guy whizzed a hammer past him into it and then made him hand it back to him.

I've wanted to try taking rohypnol myself for some time, I genuinely want to know what it feels like. Sucks that you can't buy it without everyone thinking you're a rapist. These are the preconceptions we need to fight against!

 

[Andy Elliott]

Why would you hire someone who’s going to prison shortly? Which fast food restaurant do you work at?

Obviously Panera, but we don’t like to use the term “fast food.” We like to think of it as good food prepared quick!

 

[Andy Elliott]

He didn't get fired? What the fuck industry do you live in? If one of my coworkers did that, I'd tell management it's me or him.

As far as I know it’s illegal for employers to fire based on a conviction like this since there aren’t any kids here. Plenty of other reasons you could fire him though, he’s incredibly mentally unwell. Chews with his mouth open and screams to himself all day in his office. Pretty damn niche industry, obviously not a corporation.

My boss was actually the one who told me they were loffin

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I've wanted to try taking rohypnol myself for some time, I genuinely want to know what it feels like. Sucks that you can't buy it without everyone thinking you're a rapist. These are the preconceptions we need to fight against!

I’ve actually heard that it’s quite fun. Seems awful to me so I’m not interested. Plus I have nowhere to get it.
Edit: nevermind guys, Abe just messaged me and told me that he would give me as much “rape juice” as necessary to quote “make a woman unconscious for hours. ”

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Abe just messaged me and told me that he would give me as much “rape juice” as necessary to quote “make a woman unconscious for hours.”

I can create the same effect buying a gal an appletini and talking about O&A for a few minutes. Out like a light, and way too ashamed afterwards to tell anybody.

 

[NoBacon]

I've wanted to try taking rohypnol myself for some time, I genuinely want to know what it feels like. Sucks that you can't buy it without everyone thinking you're a rapist. These are the preconceptions we need to fight against!

Is this what blacks feel like when they’re accused of something just for being black, even though they are actually guilty?

You are a rapist, but they didn’t know that! You could just want the buzz!