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She was okay. Didn't care for how she cucked my homie. He learned a good lesson that it's very hard to be friends with an ex or girl you fuck and you had feelings for her. As an aside, she aged like bread.
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WAWAW The American Pie Movies?
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They’re fucking terrible. In college me and my buddies would watch it just to laugh at how corny and awful it was.
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Go back and watch the Porky's movies. Those are even worse.
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They're only quaint now (or didn't age well) because kikes made porn accessible to the most retarded of retards.
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She also ballooned the fuck up. She was already a bit of a pig by the second one.
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Do you remember the movie The Program? A guy I was friendly enough in HS decided it would be a good idea to emulate the scene where the quarterback lies in the middle of the street (in the dead of night) as cars pass by him. A couple of other kids attempted the same stunt. They died or were critically injured for their troubles. My HS friend was paralyzed from the waist down. I believe he had football scholarship offers from Texas A&M and others (which is rare for Long Island HS football players).
They deleted the scene from the movie while it was still in the theaters. I guess the point is that young kids are impressionable and sometimes make poor choices.
"Michael Macias, 17, of Syosset, L.I., was hit by a car early Saturday while prone in the middle of a street in Bayville. He is in critical condition with spinal injuries at Jersey Shore Medical Center in Neptune, N.J., and the authorities linked that accident to "The Program" as well. Director's View"
I just watched that and never knew that scene existed. Good movie, but kinda heavy handed in the cautionary tale about college sports. Blue Chips was much better for that. It was funny when James Can went to the hearing and half heartedly pretended he wanted their retard backup QB back because they lost their starter
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I watched this scene on VHS in slow motion so many times while jerking off that it made that part of the tape blurry.
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Eugene Levy is a Boss.
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I loved the first and second but I was 13 or 14 when the first one came out so I was in the target audience. My friends and liked them at the time but haven’t watched them in years. I like watching movies from the time before smart phones / social media and when the internet was still new. I don’t think teenagers in the 2010s could relate to it, was really a moment in time and you had to be the right age / demographic. Come to think of it I can’t remember the last time anyone even mentioned those movies.
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Do you remember the movie The Program? A guy I was friendly enough in HS decided it would be a good idea to emulate the scene where the quarterback lies in the middle of the street (in the dead of night) as cars pass by him. A couple of other kids attempted the same stunt. They died or were critically injured for their troubles. My HS friend was paralyzed from the waist down. I believe he had football scholarship offers from Texas A&M and others (which is rare for Long Island HS football players).
They deleted the scene from the movie while it was still in the theaters. I guess the point is that young kids are impressionable and sometimes make poor choices.
"Michael Macias, 17, of Syosset, L.I., was hit by a car early Saturday while prone in the middle of a street in Bayville. He is in critical condition with spinal injuries at Jersey Shore Medical Center in Neptune, N.J., and the authorities linked that accident to "The Program" as well. Director's View"
Goddamn I hate hollywood. Bunch of useless dreck.
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I watched them all again recently and American Wedding is the only one that wasn't good. They all still hold up, and the soundtrack brings me right back to that time of my life again.
I actually had a roommate just like Stifler. On my first morning there I was eating my cereal and he came out of his room, put his fingers to my nose and asked me how the pussy smelled. Then went back inside to fuck her again. I knew this was going to be a different roommate than usual. He was an asshole who talked about fucking constantly, but he really did drive the plot of my life forward. So much happened in just those 6 months it could be its own movie.
I actually had a roommate just like Stifler. On my first morning there I was eating my cereal and he came out of his room, put his fingers to my nose and asked me how the pussy smelled. Then went back inside to fuck her again. I knew this was going to be a different roommate than usual. He was an asshole who talked about fucking constantly, but he really did drive the plot of my life forward. So much happened in just those 6 months it could be its own movie.