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WAWAW The American Pie Movies?

EraGodless

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American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding, and American Reunion?

They watch pretty good and if you're not a complete faggot, they hold up well. It's kind of fucked up that most of the cast is pushing 50.

The best part is that they didn't even pretend to have non-white friends.
 
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EraGodless

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The first one still rules. Can’t remember the second one and I remember hating the 3rd.
The second one is different enough from the first that it's pretty good. They do a good job of showing what happens when your HS buds all go to a different college and come back home for the Summer. Before social media, most guys didn't really keep in touch until the first Thanksgiving or Christmas home from college.

The third one is the wedding which is only 4 years after the first, so Jim got married when he was barely out of college. Sucker move. However, the wedding one was okay.

The reunion one isn't bad and it's crazy that it's already 11 years old. There had been rumors of another American Pie- maybe American divorce or American Funeral or something. I could see an American funeral being funny as it's about that time in the life cycle that friends start dying.
 
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When the first film was made the scene where they get the title from is when the main characters, all high school kids, are at a restaurant sitting around talking about getting laid. One of them says that being with a woman feels like "warm apple pie" when you have sex. So one of the main characters later is seen fucking an actual apple pie that his mother made, and his father catches him, hilarity ensues. Funny scene.

Well some idiot saw that scene and decided that he would try to masturbate using an apple pie. Just like the movie. But he didn't let the pie cool down, and got third degree burns, all over his dick. This story was reported on various websites and news shows and radio shows if you were around and remember. As it was a big news item.

Only problem? It was a prepburger bit. That got picked up like it was real news by a bunch of retards. It was one of those radio show bits that people would take from the prep services and it went 'viral'.
 

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WWAW Shannon Elizabeth?
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EraGodless

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When the first film was made the scene where they get the title from is when the main characters, all high school kids, are at a restaurant sitting around talking about getting laid. One of them says that being with a woman feels like "warm apple pie" when you have sex. So one of the main characters later is seen fucking an actual apple pie that his mother made, and his father catches him, hilarity ensues. Funny scene.

Well some idiot saw that scene and decided that he would try to masturbate using an apple pie. Just like the movie. But he didn't let the pie cool down, and got third degree burns, all over his dick. This story was reported on various websites and news shows and radio shows if you were around and remember. As it was a big news item.

Only problem? It was a prepburger bit. That got picked up like it was real news by a bunch of retards. It was one of those radio show bits that people would take from the prep services and it went 'viral'.
Do you remember the movie The Program? A guy I was friendly enough in HS decided it would be a good idea to emulate the scene where the quarterback lies in the middle of the street (in the dead of night) as cars pass by him. A couple of other kids attempted the same stunt. They died or were critically injured for their troubles. My HS friend was paralyzed from the waist down. I believe he had football scholarship offers from Texas A&M and others (which is rare for Long Island HS football players).

They deleted the scene from the movie while it was still in the theaters. I guess the point is that young kids are impressionable and sometimes make poor choices.

"Michael Macias, 17, of Syosset, L.I., was hit by a car early Saturday while prone in the middle of a street in Bayville. He is in critical condition with spinal injuries at Jersey Shore Medical Center in Neptune, N.J., and the authorities linked that accident to "The Program" as well. Director's View"



 
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