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Watching a KingCobraJFS compilation and a wild Prince Jvstin appeared

Dummy Gaynuts

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I needed lessons on how to pick up chicks so i watch KingCobra. Two words for you brother. Tactical. Soap. Its got pheromones in it. It’s practically cheating its so easy to pick up of-age ladies when you wear it.
Cobra touting the effectiveness of tactical soap while currently going on five years of not getting laid and likely never getting laid again will never cease to be incredible. And he brings it up constantly
 

NikkisCrustyGusset

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Its gotta be one of you. Who is keeping up with the Cobraverse? Im just learning about this creature and I deff understand the fascination. Hes fucked.

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I havnt been into our sexy bad boy for ages... The King Kobra /Liquid Cobra thing was funny and all that shit with his ex getting rammed in the arse by his mate...but he is pure perfect storm mental...
His whole magic wand hustle...
That fucking ventriloquist dummy
The sex doll he was sent he butchered
His horrendous (and dangerous) cooking
His love of mixing energy drinks and crap drink into 'cocktails'
The bizarre sub Luna Slater trashy motts he would attract...
The constant changing channels and scattering of videos from YT...

But now he seems BADLY alcoholic and from what I've seen is just getting messy very quick and passing out..
Passing out in very odd, dangerous positions...

I just can see, if he carries on, choking on vomit and getting aspirational pneumonia at the least. The problem is he has tons of enablers who want to watch him crash and burn.

He's a goofy oddball and there's no real malice in him unlike say Yaniv or Chris or Fatrick.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Was he like half a waterhead already, before the booze? Smells really good, though.
Yea of course hes always been autistic and weird but the booze has REALLY fucked him up in the past 2 or 3 years it seems. Theres a documentary about him from 10 years ago and hes a completely different person. His conditions (autism, cataracts, fetile alcohol syndrome, trichotillomania) seem to get twice as bad every few months. I cant imagine hes got many years left.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

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He's a goofy oddball and there's no real malice in him unlike say Yaniv or Chris or Fatrick.
To me, this is the most appealing thing about Josh, besides his world class unintentional humor. I like the kid, and I wish success for him. I know he's doomed as a motherfucker, but if he had some guidance from someone that wasn't a weirdo faggot from the internet, he could have monetized his weirdness into some kind of career. People buy his shitty garbage. Unfortunately he's too far gone now
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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To me, this is the most appealing thing about Josh, besides his world class unintentional humor. I like the kid, and I wish success for him. I know he's doomed as a motherfucker, but if he had some guidance from someone that wasn't a weirdo faggot from the internet, he could have monetized his weirdness into some kind of career. People buy his shitty garbage. Unfortunately he's too far gone now
Yea Josh isnt out to hurt anybody. I dont think its smart to allow him to own guns though. I can 100% see him accidentally shooting a neighbor or himself or whatever.
 

victor_sanchez

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There’s a couple people here who are in the cobraverse. I’ve posted pics of him before, I think in a thread of one of fatties defenders. Dude looked exactly like him and people thought I dug up a picture of the guy. Couple people here got the reference. I check in every few months, he’s a slow burn but, very entertaining in highlights.
I don't watch as much cobes as I used to, but I found his livestreams enjoyable - as background noise - when I would play a chillstream music channel at the same time. The music nicely fills in the long quiet moments when Josh is deep in thought or blacked out drunk.
 
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