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Watched "The Whale"

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Meh. It wasn't a superhero movie so that's good but I don't get the hype. My favorite part was when they showed him choking when eating a hoagie too fast and binge eating pizza two slices at a time. I was disappointed that they didn't spend more time showing him eat like a slob. I really wanted to see him eat a giant stack of pancakes or a foot-tall sandwich, that would've been funny; missed opportunity imo. Also the ending was gay. 3 out of 5 stars.
 

Easily_Remembered

"And young. So young."
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Meh. It wasn't a superhero movie so that's good but I don't get the hype. My favorite part was when they showed him choking when eating a hoagie too fast and binge eating pizza two slices at a time. I was disappointed that they didn't spend more time showing him eat like a slob. I really wanted to see him eat a giant stack of pancakes or a foot-tall sandwich, that would've been funny; missed opportunity imo. Also the ending was gay. 3 out of 5 stars.
He ... he fell on his daughter at the end, right?
 

HR@PaneraBread

Pretty soon we won't even need to come to work
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they showed him choking when eating a hoagie too fast and binge eating pizza two slices at a time.
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CuntFucker .

Block and report the imposter
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It wasn't great. Most people specified Frasier and Frasier alone was why it was getting any praise.

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Fraiser was great but even a performance like that isn't enough for a movie to hold your interest when it's about a fat fuck dying at home. And that movie definitely held my interest throughout.

Also: Say "amazing" more, fatso.
 

bantadant

Fantastic Man
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Meh. It wasn't a superhero movie so that's good but I don't get the hype. My favorite part was when they showed him choking when eating a hoagie too fast and binge eating pizza two slices at a time. I was disappointed that they didn't spend more time showing him eat like a slob. I really wanted to see him eat a giant stack of pancakes or a foot-tall sandwich, that would've been funny; missed opportunity imo. Also the ending was gay. 3 out of 5 stars.
I knew a fat dude in high school that would order an entire pizza and then put two slices of pizza together and eat them like a sandwich. He'd demolish a large pie in like 15 minutes by himself.

Also he used to do a trick where he would "warm up" his ballsack and then pull it up far enough to reach his belly button.
 

Skatole C9H9N

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Meh. It wasn't a superhero movie so that's good but I don't get the hype. My favorite part was when they showed him choking when eating a hoagie too fast and binge eating pizza two slices at a time. I was disappointed that they didn't spend more time showing him eat like a slob. I really wanted to see him eat a giant stack of pancakes or a foot-tall sandwich, that would've been funny; missed opportunity imo. Also the ending was gay. 3 out of 5 stars.
Would you say it’s a “six minute standing ovation” good?

 
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