Watched Episode 1 of Tom Segura's Bad Thoughts on Netflix

[Brooke Shields]

All filmed sketch comedy should be shot in 240p

 

[DooDooBrown]

I know Bob Odenkirk is kind of a fag now but he used to always preach that sketch comedy should always look cheap and he’s right.

 

[Niggerotchi]

I know Bob Odenkirk is kind of a fag now but he used to always preach that sketch comedy should always look cheap and he’s right.

It hurts loving Mr Show and realizing both the creators are worthless fruits.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

It hurts loving Mr Show and realizing both the creators are worthless fruits.

Bob did help a bunch with The Birthday Boys about ten years ago. Great sketch show that went under the radar. Very silly and very funny and has a little Mr. Show flavor here and there, moreso than any other sketch show has had since.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Bob did help a bunch with The Birthday Boys about ten years ago. Great sketch show that went under the radar. Very silly and very funny and has a little Mr. Show flavor here and there, moreso than any other sketch show has had since.

Every time a Whitest Kids U Know sketch starts making the rounds on social media, it breaks my heart a little more how under appreciated Birthday Boys was. And you can barely even watch it now since it’s only streaming on AMC+, get real.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Every time a Whitest Kids U Know sketch starts making the rounds on social media, it breaks my heart a little more how under appreciated Birthday Boys was. And you can barely even watch it now since it’s only streaming on AMC+, get real.

My nigga.

Season 1 is on DVD and easy to find. Season 2s DVDs are like impossible to get for some reason. I downloaded them off of primewire or something and burned them to DVDs. Would have liked some special features though.
Birthday Boys>WKUK all DAY!

 

[Turd Glider]

Not reading any of this but chiming in to say I hate this guy. Eats buttholes and isn’t funny

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[Josef Kuminski]

The wife likes Burt Kreischer and dragged me to see him live a couple of years ago. He told a story about a retard on stage and I laughed. Yes, I laughed at Burt Kreischer once or twice in person. Most of it was cringe and is apparently on his latest Netflix special.

So sitting down with the wife tonight and she puts on Tom Segura's Bad Thoughts. I think she thought it was standup but apparently it's sketch comedy. Except with a decent budget, and not funny at all in any way.

We made it through the first full sketch (about a hitman in Cuba or something) without laughing and then the second sketch the wife had to shut it off. I would have shut it off faster but I was wondering how long she'd actually let it go for.

It's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life and I cannot believe Segura got a budget and got paid to do it and there were so many people involved and no one stopped this from happening.

I'm starting to believe the Holocaust actually did happen because I learned today that vile awfulness can be manufactured on purpose and no one actually will stop it.

Words cannot describe how bad this is. I'd rather watch all of Amy Schumer's specials back to back than to watch one episode of this shit.

From what I understand Graham Hancock's son Sean is a manager at Netflix responsible for "unscripted originals". You know the limey grifter who appears on the JRE all the time.


Also if you want to know the cunt responsible for all the unfunny shit on Netflix it’s Tracey Pakotsa

Tracey Pakosta Heads to Netflix as Head of Comedy, Leaving NBC - IMDb

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[johnnynoname]

The wife

eww

 

[lowend73]

The wife likes Burt Kreischer and dragged me to see him live a couple of years ago. He told a story about a retard on stage and I laughed. Yes, I laughed at Burt Kreischer once or twice in person. Most of it was cringe and is apparently on his latest Netflix special.

So sitting down with the wife tonight and she puts on Tom Segura's Bad Thoughts. I think she thought it was standup but apparently it's sketch comedy. Except with a decent budget, and not funny at all in any way.

We made it through the first full sketch (about a hitman in Cuba or something) without laughing and then the second sketch the wife had to shut it off. I would have shut it off faster but I was wondering how long she'd actually let it go for.

It's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life and I cannot believe Segura got a budget and got paid to do it and there were so many people involved and no one stopped this from happening.

I'm starting to believe the Holocaust actually did happen because I learned today that vile awfulness can be manufactured on purpose and no one actually will stop it.

Words cannot describe how bad this is. I'd rather watch all of Amy Schumer's specials back to back than to watch one episode of this shit.

Did Bert perform topless ?

Thanks for the warning brotherman

 

[Imager]

Did Bert perform topless ?

Thanks for the warning brotherman

Yes. He slimmed down when I saw him but someone else said he’s on his next fat.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

That looked unbelievably shitty. I also detest the way these newer sketch show are shot. You're not a blockbuster film stupid stop trying to make up for the lack of humor or coherence.

"More budget = more gooder" the life lesson we all learned from Blackadder season one.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’m autistically thinking about their writing style, what they’re saying and the point of their jokes.

At this point I figure you’re just translating the set into Cow speak, and this is the look on your face:

 

[Gay Faggot.]

At this point I figure you’re just translating the set into Cow speak, and this is the look on your face:

If I wasn’t lazy that would be a good bit actually. Go to comedy shows and then write Joe Cumia reviews of all them. It would just boil down to:

“Finally a COMEDIAN who still has the BALLS to be funny and TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!!”

Or

“Hrrrmph. Another LIBTARD comic preaching about their POLITICS to the crowd. Well GUESS what??? The crowd isn’t there to LISTEN to BULLSHIT and NEITHER am I!!!!!!”

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

If I wasn’t lazy that would be a good bit actually. Go to comedy shows and then write Joe Cumia reviews of all them. It would just boil down to:

“Finally a COMEDIAN who still has the BALLS to be funny and TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!!”

Or

“Hrrrmph. Another LIBTARD comic preaching about their POLITICS to the crowd. Well GUESS what??? The crowd isn’t there to LISTEN to BULLSHIT and NEITHER am I!!!!!!”

#boomers #funny #MAGA #Rogan #tributemusician

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Birthday Boys>WKUK all DAY!

False and I actually found this sketch from the Segura show funny.

https://x.com/ryanpatrick1991/status/1923177677680205911?s=46

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

False and I actually found this sketch from the Segura show funny.

https://x.com/ryanpatrick1991/status/1923177677680205911?s=46

I forgot about that one. It is pretty funny. I don't get why this is a Netflix series and not just little web videos he puts out himself though. So, basically this one and the Garth Brooks one are the only actually funny ones. Then you have sketches where the premise is a lot funnier than the execution, like the rape VR game. Then you have ones that aren't funny at all like the vestigial twin one, the hitman one, the old folks home one... basically the rest of them.

Actually the one where he takes the shots at the gym to make his dick enormous got a couple laughs out of me and by the end where he's hacking it off it's already not funny anymore.

 

[Imager]

Actually the one where he takes the shots at the gym to make his dick enormous got a couple laughs out of me and by the end where he's hacking it off it's already not funny anymore.

I am not going to watch but I'm curious. On an unfunny scale of 1-100, with 100 being the most NAWT funny, this would score a 100.

So are the funny parts reach 100? In other words, is it more funny as it is unfunny? I'll hang up and you can answer.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I forgot about that one. It is pretty funny. I don't get why this is a Netflix series and not just little web videos he puts out himself though.

I mean they probably offered him a lot of
money. Sketch comedy is really hard and he probably didn’t want to eat the cost. I enjoyed the free Gilly and Keeves sketches but I wasn’t about to spring for the paywalled season. Most sketch comedy sucks dick and really has no rewatchability.