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As if there aren't enough frightening things on land now I have to worry the ocean is full of parasites that each out fish tongues and then replace the tongues with themselves, then when the fish dies they crawl outside the body and surf it until... what... I fuckin' go swimming and the cunts attack me? Fuckin' ocean... Whales shit in it, sea-lice live in it, it's a livin' fuckin' hell.