Watch Patrick defend a convicted child rapist

[Udders]

When Wolf Blitzer reports on Pat getting arrested for a myriad of charges, he'll describe him as 'so poor, and so fat.'

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Donald Trump is a "literal child rapist" but convicted literal child rapist Dominic Franchetti is a complete stranger who isn't a literal child rapist and also Rick doesn't even know him so how would he even know he's not a child rapist which he's not because you made a fake spam link saying he is so even if Rick did know that the non child rapist wasn't a child rapist for real it wouldn't maTTer, aTalker, because Rick doesn't even know who he is. Check and mate, stlaker.

 

[guest]

I’m glad he’s back on the “times run short” bit. That means he’s about to epically embarrass himself.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Pat is a master of conversational Judo

 

[NoBacon]

Reminder: Patrick isn’t allowed to see his daughter because he tried to rape her

 

[BudDickman]

Can the reddit guy let him know that the .gov TLD is administered by the US government? I think that will clear up this entire misunderstanding and we can put an end to this 4-year harassment campaign.

 

[Jenna]

It's like if one of you admitted to raping an 8-year-old, and I went ok yeah but he upribs my posts sometimes... it's a tough one.

You're enabling, excusing, and defending pedophilia, to get 7 facebook likes instead of 6. How morally bankrupt do you have to be to defend something so abhorrent, in exchange for such a paltry reward.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Did he really respond "that's nice" to the fact that this monster raped an 8 year old? As if he is envious

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat's great friend Matthew "Jackson" Jones offered tot traffic two children according to law enforcement, probably his own.

thank god Patrick has zero children of his own or they would've been around that predator

 

[NoBacon]

Pat's great friend Matthew "Jackson" Jones offered tot traffic two children according to law enforcement, probably his own.

thank god Patrick has zero children of his own or they would've been around that predator

Patrick won’t criticise child molesters because he doesn’t want to bite the hand that feeds him (SFWA)

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Pretty sure calling you a child rapist is defamatory, time to subpoena this fuck and turn the tables

 

[kingship75]

“You were?” was pretty funny.

 

[Brooke Shields]

6ft, 460lbs, and a trained child rapist.

And if I ever do any see of them, Pat will defend very quickly and very poorly, and we KNOW IT

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Guys, Dominic left some very positive "honest reviews" of Pat's books on Goodreads so you can see why it would be difficult to dissociate from the convicted child abuser. I mean, he might not leave glowing reviews of Pat's books in future then. Get your priorities in order, stlakers.

 

[Stent]

I’m glad I’m the only one in the office today because I laughed uncontrollably at this for a solid minute
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[Sputnik]

Sweet sweet rape got me in the ribs. But I for the life of me can’t see the benefit in keeping the guy as a friend. Facebook or otherwise.