Why did you kill your brother? We Was Cainz
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Was user @JebJoh banned from coaching little league because he’s a pedophile?
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You're literally not white. Your skin is the color of shit, you cant have the status that I have. Thats just how it is, lil Bocky.
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Nice hahahaa holee shit, there minionster...
hahaha indeed
hahaha indeed
I was actually not going to be a dick to you for the lulz anymore, but you had to bring me into your sand nigger hysterics didnt you?
I know you're hungry. Why dont you show us whats in your fridge?
I know you're hungry. Why dont you show us whats in your fridge?
I do like that - minionster. Thats pretty funny. Almost as good as corpro lackey.Nice hahahaa holee shit, there minionster...
hahaha indeed
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No! Don't do that. You are too dumb to even be a LBJ quote fulfilster...you maybe a notch above CQ beans, but definitely below LBJ quote fulfilling. You're a: Minionster.
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Honestly jebjoh’s bit where he just conflates every user has won a lot of points from me. I liked it earlier, but now, I admire it. I don’t think anyone could do it as well. It’s dismissive and funny and he never attempts to learn more or correct it. Solid.
That’s your argument? Are you retarded?
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He is stupid yes. I like him though.
Give him credit, We Waz Cainz is a pretty clever joke, Boqster.
No, Bock. You just dont get where you land in the pecking order. Theres a milieu here, one thats beyond your grasp. You can sense it, its almost like the higher dimensions to a proper homo sapien. You're forever marred by disgusting homo-erectus genetics. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Now show me your fridge you starving sand nigger.
He saw that somebody else was getting attention for standing up to dada and he got jealous
Seems okay for a retard.
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He’s always here, lurking, seething, hoping a new generation of Patposters will arrive and discover his SNL bit. Maybe they will appreciate it and he can return as king. The Zoomers will think his Jenna avatars are cool!
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More of a comment really
Do you seriously not understand irony at all?
I mean to me this post kinda implies PickleRick has dealt with the whole "I was also a teenage cuck" situation.
Every boy goes through a period where their girlfriend passionately fucks their stronger, taller friend as they lay in the hospital! Then every boy meekly decides to remain friends with the guy that fucked her.
Are you a fan of the old chan caveman posts? The unga bunga long-nose tribe shit? I wish I saved some of those old comments.