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Was user @JebJoh banned from coaching little league because he’s a pedophile?

Jenna

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PickleRickle said:
Its too brutal, man. I cant make fun of it. I almost hated women myself just reading it.
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Shut up hole

NoBacon said:
It’s not even that, there is not secret chat or pact or alliances, he’s just a very unlikeable contrarian guy who comes across like a transsexual pedophile, nobody will ever take his side. Same thing with JebJoh and his rapist nigger son, no wonder he says “sky daddy” when he has to father a nigger.
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Was your friend who fucked your girlfriend taller or shorter than you? By approximately how many inches either way.
 
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Jenna said:
This is exactly what I'm talking about. NoBacon just admitted his own personal Lappening. He was in the hospital recovering from injuries while his girlfriend simply needed a real man to give her a rough fucking and forget how humiliated she felt that night.

No no no that's my good friend we're hurting! Let's not talk about that let's talk about 0:35 again!!!! Good little cheerleader. This is why you get to sit at the popular table, because you know your place.
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Look man, the word came down in the secret chat like a year ago from @chocolatehellhole that Jenna is out, NoBacon is in, and that’s that. Everyone feared him before. Now he’s a mod. You think anyone is going to go against that? Our hands are all tied.
 
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NoBacon said:
It’s kind of hard to feel emasculated or bullied by someone who sounds like Dylan Mulvaney.
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This is what I hate about you. You overshare something embarrassing, and then when I start making fun of you, you clam up and your little minions do the whole "his feelings are hurt start talking about 0:35!!!!" game. Now all I can get out of you is "you're a gay Jew" through the tears posting.

How did you find out?
Did she tell you?
Did you beat up the guy afterwards or get some sort of revenge?
Did you tell your brother's girlfriend you plan to kill them and she called the cops?
 
TravisPickle

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DMAN did nothing wrong.
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Jenna said:
This is what I hate about you. You overshare something embarrassing, and then when I start making fun of you, you clam up and your little minions do the whole "his feelings are hurt start talking about 0:35!!!!" game. Now all I can get out of you is "you're a gay Jew" through the tears posting.

How did you find out?
Did she tell you?
Did you beat up the guy afterwards or get some sort of revenge?
Did you tell your brother's girlfriend you plan to kill them and she called the cops?
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We must ensure the existence of :35 and a future for :35 second people
 
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Jenna said:
This is what I hate about you. You overshare something embarrassing, and then when I start making fun of you, you clam up and your little minions do the whole "his feelings are hurt start talking about 0:35!!!!" game. Now all I can get out of you is "you're a gay Jew" through the tears posting.

How did you find out?
Did she tell you?
Did you beat up the guy afterwards or get some sort of revenge?
Did you tell your brother's girlfriend you plan to kill them and she called the cops?
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He fell in love with her and got annoyed at me because she wouldn’t stop talking about me. Then life happens and evehone went their own way to colleges etc. It’s such a non issue, I could tell you about relationships that really do bother me to this day and altered my personality but I obviously wouldn’t.

Everyone who isn’t a total freak has these same stories, it’s totally normal.
 
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NoBacon said:
He fell in love with her and got annoyed at me because she wouldn’t stop talking about me. Then life happens and evehone went their own way to colleges etc. It’s such a non issue, I could tell you about relationships that really do bother me to this day and altered my personality but I obviously wouldn’t.

Everyone who isn’t a total freak has these same stories, it’s totally normal.
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So you stayed friends with them?

You let your buddy plow your girlfriend while you were in the hospital and said "that's a dick move Jason, anyway we still playing XBox on Saturday?"

Holy cuck. I assure you, most men don't have their girlfriends taken from them in such an emasculating way. You and Patrick are the only non-celebrities I've ever heard that happen to.
 
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Come on dude, I want to hear more cope about how your cuckolding was totally awesome for you.

Yeah she fucked my friend, but then all she wanted to talk about was me! Did she really? Just like Ade still loved and respected Patrick after running off with Jon.
 
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NoBacon said:
Are you trying to live vicariously through me like Jeb and his nigger son?
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Hah, I always strike a nerve when you start overcompensating for your masculinity like Patrick. I'm actually the coolest and I have a ton of sex and you want to be me!

No dude. I don't want to the guy laying in the hospital bed while his girl has the primal, instinctive, animal-like emotional desire to let a stronger, better male fuck her to make up for the humiliation she experienced dating you. She couldn't even give you the courtesy of a breakup.

That's how little women respect - not all men in general - but you. She knew there would be no consequences, and what'd you do? You stayed friends with Jason. He was annoyed because she kept talking about you!
 
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Jenna said:
Hah, I always strike a nerve when you start overcompensating for your masculinity like Patrick. I'm actually the coolest and I have a ton of sex and you want to be me!

No dude. I don't want to the guy laying in the hospital bed while his girl has the primal, instinctive, animal-like emotional desire to let a stronger, better male fuck her to make up for the humiliation she experienced dating you. She couldn't even give you the courtesy of a breakup.

That's how little women respect - not all men in general - but you. She knew there would be no consequences, and what'd you do? You stayed friends with Jason. He was annoyed because she kept talking about you!
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No doubt this 34 year old man is fawkin’ agonizing over your cutting remarks about his gf at age 15
 
TravisPickle

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DMAN did nothing wrong.
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Jenna said:
Hah, I always strike a nerve when you start overcompensating for your masculinity like Patrick. I'm actually the coolest and I have a ton of sex and you want to be me!

No dude. I don't want to the guy laying in the hospital bed while his girl has the primal, instinctive, animal-like emotional desire to let a stronger, better male fuck her to make up for the humiliation she experienced dating you. She couldn't even give you the courtesy of a breakup.

That's how little women respect - not all men in general - but you. She knew there would be no consequences, and what'd you do? You stayed friends with Jason. He was annoyed because she kept talking about you!
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It almost sounds like you've never had stupid teenager shit happen to you. I'm not saying getting knocked out by someones nigger son is normal, but getting cheated on, especially at that age, is very normal.
 
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