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Excuse me, who are you?Don’t be offended. Don’t you worship Zeus Jesus aka Hercules? That’s pretty awesome. Personally, I worship CROM
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Excuse me, who are you?Don’t be offended. Don’t you worship Zeus Jesus aka Hercules? That’s pretty awesome. Personally, I worship CROM
Was he present at my birth?He also posted nudes of @NotHomeRunCumia from 1992
He gave you a mohel's kiss when nobody was lookingWas he present at my birth or something?
I have an ibanez guitar, it sucks.Jokes aside Ibanez instruments are almost indestructible. While sounding pretty good. If you're playing punk or metal. Get one. They're the ak47 of guitars and basses.
You must have gotten the shittiest one. I had an Ibanez bass that would take 6 months to go out of tune and I would often smash it into shit for fun.I have an ibanez guitar, it sucks.
Jokes aside Ibanez instruments are almost indestructible. While sounding pretty good. If you're playing punk or metal. Get one. They're the ak47 of guitars and basses.
I watched a video of System of a Down break a string and the band kick the guitar across the stage. Then just pick it up and play it without an e string for the next song. It was an Ibanez.Nice call!
Actually just a problem with a fret, otherwise it was decent. Maintenance was always my biggest obstacle to playing anyways. I actually have a great talent for playing instruments I'm just lazy at actually caring for them.You must have gotten the shittiest one. I had an Ibanez bass that would take 6 months to go out of tune and I would often smash it into shit for fun.
Is it a "lawsuit era" Ibanez? When they copied other companies guitars?Actually just a problem with a fret, otherwise it was decent. Maintenance was always my biggest obstacle to playing anyways. I actually have a great talent for playing instruments I'm just lazy at actually caring for them.
That's like a metaphor for NicerPS and you're the Ibanez and the string is your handI watched a video of System of a Down break a string and the band kick the guitar across the stage. Then just pick it up and play it without an e string for the next song. It was an Ibanez.
So your skin flute is always filthy. Got it.I actually have a great talent for playing instruments I'm just lazy at actually caring for them.
We do a lot of metaphor. The cat I bought was meant to represent our haters when in bites me. But I had to cut it into 4 pieces.That's like a metaphor for NicerPS and you're the Ibanez and the string is your hand
@BlackTransLivesMatter announced he is permabanned from LitCrit the other day for shitting up every thread there for months with his nonsense about jizzlamIt sure seems that way
Ooooo that’s no good. I hate thread derailers. Even if the thread was heading to stinktown anyway.@BlackTransLivesMatter announced he is permabanned from LitCrit the other day for shitting up every thread there for months with his nonsense about jizzlam
Boq is bankrolled by Discord Jews with big money according to him. They’re working on it (and getting your dox) as we speak.Sorry but the mods around here are fascist Islamophobes who have been subverted by the ADL.
Any thread Boq posts in is heading to stinktown.Ooooo that’s no good. I hate thread derailers. Even if the thread was heading to stinktown anyway.
That's the cover story but the truth is far more sinister.@BlackTransLivesMatter announced he is permabanned from LitCrit the other day for shitting up every thread there for months with his nonsense about jizzlam
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