How do you get beat up by Bam? 
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Warrant out for Bam’s arrest, remains at large after fleeing into the woods behind his house
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I always wanted to try meth, it seems like a hoot.
Ape and Phil must be fuckin mortified. Maybe they're used to it by now. Bam sucks
HOLY SHIT I GOT ONE!
Bam is acting like a real JACKASS right now!
Bam is acting like a real JACKASS right now!
FOLLOW UP! 1, 2 PUNCH!
Sounds like Camp Kill Yourself wasn't just a cool name for a crew, it sounds like it was probably good advice too!
Sounds like Camp Kill Yourself wasn't just a cool name for a crew, it sounds like it was probably good advice too!
I don't know why people defend him so much, he really is a piece of shit. That's why none of the people from Jackass or Viva La Bam even talk to him.
Brandon DiCamillo was far and away the funniest one of that entire bunch anyways.
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My names Bam Margera and this is dying in the woods from an accidental overdose.
Should have stopped when you were on top.
Vos? See because you had a good one and then got greedy.
oh what, too REAL for you!?
I live in the NE and i remember when he was on the loose, was trippy shit. It was around the same time as the Cumbria shooter too.. Derek Bryd or w.e his name was.
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*whispering in night vision* were gonna beat the shit out of my brother then run from the cops...
"Aw cmon Bam I gotta be at work a six".
"Aw cmon Bam I gotta be at work a six".
shotgun in Phils mouth
aw Cmon Baym, i got work in the mornin
pew pew pew pew
*phils dead*
Bam pulls out a ghetto blaster and puts it up to Phils thinkin meats
yeaaaaaaa does epic kickflip out the bedroom door
Mr Show inspired that epic bit. Im sorry you're so stupid.
This farther furthers my point that David Cross is not funny. What you did sounded like a group of stoned 12 year olds wearing Zoo York t shirts and ripping off a half assed Cumtown bit.
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I literally reworked that joke multiple times and still posted it knowing it was dogshit and you still managed to bomb harder.
Losschen up, folksch. The sistahs are checkin me out. Cafe mocha over here knowsch what I’m talkin about.
I grew up not far from him in PA, knew about him before Jackass when he was a skater first (used to skate at place called cheapskates off 309) and he was always a dick. In a way he’s just like the typical Hollywood child star that ends in tragedy since he was famous and rich before he was 21. Luckily his blue collar parents didn’t blow all his money (as far as I know) and are probably why he’s not bankrupt. He never grew up because he was encouraged to be a piece of shit which is why everyone good in his life is long gone and he’s surrounded by trash that keeps him high on who knows what. I liked the CKY guys because they actually had real jobs and didn’t let the success go to their heads (Rake Yohn really was a chemist working for the major pharma companies in eastern PA, Dico worked for QVC, etc)
No it didn't. Don't try and get him on your side by bashing Mr. Show. Take your lumps like a man!