Walgreens regretfully loses a pig's business

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Who would even care? Buy your condoms online or from a vending machine. Who the fuck is walking up to a stranger and asking them for a rubber hat for their penis?

Who even buys condoms anymore? If either of you are vaccinated, you’re in the clear.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Pretty transphobic. Maybe try Rite Aid?

A RITE AID?!

Damn. CVS is pretty based. Imagine how satisfying it was denying a tranny his hormones.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

Is he talking about his prescription blood pressure medication here?

This dumb ass cashier is turning away customers but probably expects to be paid $15 per hour and will be legitimately surprised when their position is completely replaced by self checkout.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I highly doubt pat will go through this nonsense just because of this tweet. He's within walking distance to a Walgreens. Then again he probably drives there because he's fat and lazy.

 

[Raymond]

I'm vaxxed but that picture makes me wish for Scanners-like side-effects.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Think of how much weight Patrick could lose if he realizes all restaurants don't sell condoms either

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t remember which pic it was, probably the other Covid one but you could see he had a scratch on his flappy muscle-less arm from one of his cats. Probably from trying to stuff them into a box for a twitter pic.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I can’t remember which pic it was, probably the other Covid one but you could see he had a scratch on his flappy muscle-less arm from one of his cats. Probably from trying to stuff them into a box for a twitter pic.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

His pupils look slitted like a cat or a velociraptor.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His pupils look slitted like a cat or a velociraptor.

 

[guest]

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Thanks for making me side with Jesus Freaks, Pat. Less fun than the local Mexican and white trash homeless drunks at my corner liquor but will come in handy during the rapture. Also the polite derelict black guy that calls me Bill. He seems on the up and up.

 

[guest]

His pupils look slitted like a cat or a velociraptor.

That fucking thing won’t keep you from becoming infected, you boob faced baboon.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I can’t remember which pic it was, probably the other Covid one but you could see he had a scratch on his flappy muscle-less arm from one of his cats. Probably from trying to stuff them into a box for a twitter pic.

It was cut off from the pic I posted.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

this nigga has some weird fuckin eyes. You can tell he's no good

 

[More Worser]

"Ah shit, the guy wont sell me condoms so I guess i'm just gonna have to pull out and shoot all over your fat face and tits and ass. Sorry babe." I don't get what the issue is.

Based on the sequence you used, it sounds like you’d ejaculate onto her face, then breasts, then she’d have to turn around at your behest so you could get at least one spurt onto her buttocks.

A real Casanova

 

[More Worser]

The real question is who fucks with skill and enthusiasm

This guy fucks.

 

[guest]

Based on the sequence you used, it sounds like you’d ejaculate onto her face, then breasts, then she’d have to turn around at your behest so you could get at least one spurt onto her buttocks.

A real Casanova

I got thick ropes and have been training whatever muscle shoots em since i was fawkin 13. Peter north got nothing on this.

 

[More Worser]

I got thick ropes and have been training whatever muscle shoots em since i was fawkin 13. Peter north got nothing on this.

Bulbocavernosus muscle, and try Kegel exercises if you want to strengthen it. Don’t be dissuaded if you see no results in the first 1-3 months

And yes, I checked and I don’t think Dr. Arnold Kegel was Jewish, so you can feel good about pelvic floor exercises

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

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His shirt logo looks like a puzzle piece (autism)