(video) CHH callout to @CQ_Beans prior to "Mornin!! with Turk" and subsequent dinner

[Turk February]

Your bed is freezing cold cuz no one has touched it In months. You just sleep eating ribs every night. Also you're gay.

 

[Jenna]

why does it have to be a "heavy pillow" though?

Because I first need to put it in my faggot backpack. So either it's too heavy to carry or I need to sneak the pillow to my kitchen.

Your bed is freezing cold cuz no one has touched it In months. You just sleep eating ribs every night. Also you're gay.

The era of @Turk February being an onaforums main eventer will be remembered fondly by the historians

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Your bed is freezing cold cuz no one has touched it In months. You just sleep eating ribs every night. Also you're gay.

What's with your homophobia lately, Turk? I thought you were a live and let live kinda guy?

Now the fatphobia, that's something I can support!

 

[Turk February]

What's with your homophobia lately, Turk? I thought you were a live and let live kinda guy?

Now the fatphobia, that's something I can support!

I don't care whose butt you put your penis in. All that matters is that all men and women have penises.

 

[We Have Everything]

Hey Turk, you dropped this...

 

[Turk February]

Because I first need to put it in my faggot backpack. So either it's too heavy to carry or I need to sneak the pillow to my kitchen.



The era of @Turk February being an onaforums main eventer will be remembered fondly by the historians

You faggots don't even remember when I was Dagidugidai and was most active and productive. I've had a dip in quality. I will recover.

 

[Turk February]

Hey Turk, you dropped this...

It's pretty grim of you to post the remains of your brother.

 

[We Have Everything]

It's pretty grim of you to post the remains of your brother.

My brother had a rotting, white hand that needed amputation? Oh, Turk... looks like you need work on more than punchlines.

 

[Turk February]

My brother had a rotting, white hand that needed amputation? Oh, Turk... looks like you need work on more than punchlines.

He exploded and his hand came off. Duh. How fucking dumb are you?

 

[Turk February]

Why am I explaining jokes to the most humorless man on earth?

 

[H0meRunCumia]

My brother had a rotting, white hand that needed amputation? Oh, Turk... looks like you need work on more than punchlines.

Where's your transdar on this one, Boq?

 

[We Have Everything]

He exploded and his hand came off. Duh. How fucking dumb are you?

Why am I explaining jokes to the most humorless man on earth?

You are a miserable trauma dumper...not remotely funny. I'm hilarious, just with my audience...and when I need to infiltrate.

 

[Turk February]

You are a miserable trauma dumper...not remotely funny. I'm hilarious, just with my audience...and when I need to infiltrate.

You're a boring faggot and everyone laughs at you, not with you. That's being funny in a way but you're a joke you dumb so and so.

 

[We Have Everything]

You're a boring faggot and everyone laughs at you, not with you. That's being funny in a way but you're a joke you dumb so and so.

They dont laugh...they seethe, like you are rn. I make you seethe. And rightly so, your whole schtick is offensive, I want you to feel this way. You never made me seethe or feel anything beyond pity/frustration.

 

[Turk February]

They dont laugh...they seethe, like you are rn. I made you seethe. You never made me seethe or feel anything beyond pity/frustration.

You imagine that you matter. You don't. You're fucking pathetic. I may have been trauma dumping for a month because of pain. Your whole existence is pain. I'd rather be my hand than you.

 

[We Have Everything]

You imagine that you matter. You don't. You're fucking pathetic. I may have been trauma dumping for a month because of pain. Your whole existence is pain. I'd rather be my hand than you.

My whole existence is pain? LOL tf...Now you're just saying anything.

The pinnacle of my day is when I get to express my contempt for things that are contemptible. I have a big smile on my face rn. I'll go LIVE tomorrow and you tell me if I sound like I've been in "pain". Doubt you will go LIVE tomorrow except maybe motivated by spite. Your whole purpose for collabing with me was to bring me down to your mood. You failed. You dont even wanna go LIVE, you just wanted to bring me down.


Im watching your lack of enthusisiasm for collabs with the copro, locked or anyone else. Because you already know they dont have the "spark" you want to dim with your contagious tragic-tery.

I suggested you pitch your lame shit to Dan and you never did, even though he would have been infinitely more appropriate. I see right thru you lol.

 

[H0meRunCumia]

I don't care whose butt you put your penis in. All that matters is that all men and women have penises.

 

[Turk February]

I'm so fucking tempted to just say what you told me in private about yourself but I won't give you the satisfaction of me being a filthiest piece of shit than you.

 

[Turk February]

Cecil McFly has not looked this good in years.

 

[We Have Everything]

I'm so fucking tempted to just say what you told me in private about yourself but I won't give you the satisfaction of me being a filthiest piece of shit than you.

Anything I told you in private, Im willing to have it out in public.