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Vice Presidential debate thread
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Honestly JD Vance and Tim Walz give me a vibe like you split Rick into two people…
JD Vance is the guy who says weird things about women (rape is the mildest punishment you deserve) and was obviously a fat board / video game playing fag as a kid. Wore his shirt swimming. Socially awkward weirdo That type
Tim Walz is the guy who is an ultra lib who just wants gay people to protect their legal pot with guns!! And he’s a fat cartoony faggot who loves sports and corny shit like state fairs
I could picture both of them at a bar, alone, staring at their laptop tho
JD Vance is the guy who says weird things about women (rape is the mildest punishment you deserve) and was obviously a fat board / video game playing fag as a kid. Wore his shirt swimming. Socially awkward weirdo That type
Tim Walz is the guy who is an ultra lib who just wants gay people to protect their legal pot with guns!! And he’s a fat cartoony faggot who loves sports and corny shit like state fairs
I could picture both of them at a bar, alone, staring at their laptop tho
You’re trying way too hard with the JD Vance is Patrick bit
Tim Walz sucks tiny commie China peckahs. DO NOT TRUST
Tim Walz has that Richard Kind type, gay wide mouth...
Americans only thread. We have enough African Europeans and African Canadians here.
You have that howler monkey, jagged toothed, inbred cave nigger mouth.
Call an ambulance you fucking sissy.
Where's your podcast at?
Wha happen?
Yeah, I am. Its a bit…you’re focusing more on the similarities than opposites
For example, JD Vance went to an ivy league school. Pat got a 1.7 GPA
JD Vance has a family. Pat…
I don't know why JD Vance gets such bad treatment in the press (oh no wait, I do). Guys young, extremely successful, probably has a huge dong. You don't get to be that successful and be a part of the circles he's jn by being dumb. But CNN and the rest of them always categorize him as weird and creepy. That's like the tagline that even that deeply closeted homosexual Walz repeats over and over. That's the best they can come up? The media are faggots, excuse my language.
Tbh idk about him…on one hand he gives me a Mike Pence vibe, like he’s made in a factory. Then I see him struggling to order donuts or bombing with a Mtn Dew joke and I go “No wait he’s just like me”
I'd take the guy whose awkward under the spotlight over Walz's muppet arm cheerleading tbh
The only redeeming quality about Tim Walz is when he tried to get out of that DUI by saying he was deaf. Thats a great bit and I don’t know why they’re not using that in commercials.
I'd bet 10k of my own money Walz has fucked one of his students
White guys with pajeet or asian wife means White women rejected him long ago, they sniff out their autists before anyone, usually around junior high school time. The ones chasing black women got particularly rejected. They give a middle finger to the women who rejected them by being with a Black woman. You can tell because they always pick the BLACKEST, blue gum lady (Bill Burr) as their mates.
Well of course. Which is probably my biggest critique of the Dems. Everything is so manufactured. You need to get some “real ass niggas” in here - Which Trump and Vance are wether you like it or not
What does the vp even do? I always assumed it was like being the first lady, nobody fucking cares, go garden or some shit.
Shut up faggot with no wife.
You have no women experience.
You meet women online and they dump you because of your lisp, small dick, and effeminate mannerisms.
JD Vance eats corn the long way.
Break ties in the Senate and wait for the President to die, basically.