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When did he start/why does he post under the name Layla River?
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Why does Layla look like she's spent 8 years on The Walking Dead ?Joseph Cumia is being all coy, and I don’t like it.
My best guess is that stupid is going to play on a cruise ship.
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They're not biologically his.How come he never talks about his other 3 children?
Joseph knows the forums are watchingHe would be devastated if he lost this gig. Im sure this is super top secret. He wants to brag but he cant fully commit.
A life changing opportunity in your mid 70s?
He just memorizes shitty old songs, and acts like a retard while playing them. His incredible lack of personal growth is what really defines him, as he's doing the exact same bullshit he was doing forty years ago. I guarantee this "life changing" gig is playing guitar in yet another awful "tribute band". And whatever money he does make, he'll immediately blow on the usual nigger rich pursuits.When he says shit like "they understand what it is I do and that it's not simply a livelihood" and "singing and playing guitar defines me" it's important to remember that he's talking about playing shitty covers. The only original song this retard has written is Oh Dara.
@captain_kamala please correct the recordHe's lost his mind and his wife is putting him in some home just like his mother
They have told him he has a residency there.
He's lost his mind and his wife is putting him in some home just like his mother
They have told him he has a residency there.
That would be a very Joe move. But I think he probably whined and ranted about the Biden administration fucking him out of social media so much that she got sick of hearing it and voluntarily gave Joe her Facebook account to shut him up.with the bits an piece I have, I have put together a theory of the crime - tell me how close I am:
Joe found out his daughter has a facebook account without permission, Joe takes it away as punishment, Joe realizes she has more followers than him, Joe begins using it as self promotion pretending to be his daughter, Joe breaks character because he forgets what he's doing, Joe just keeps using the facebook account because now he has 2 accounts making him twice as powerful?
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