Vegemite: the most retarded name and appearance for a food item

[guest]

Name sounds like some kind of plant based explosive...Has the appearance of shit smeared on a bathroom wall. No wonder it wasn't even attempted to be mass-marketed in North America, ridiculous lack of image branding.

Nothing with the suffix "mite" should be edible.

 

[aRTie02150]

As fat as accepting we Americans are, we are not putting that shit on our shelves with that name. Same with that random soft drink you all have there. Something Brut I believe

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

OP finna get murdered

Same with that random soft drink you all have there. Something Brut I believe

Irn-Bru? It's like Fanta, but with less sugar.

 

[aRTie02150]

OP finna get murdered


Irn-Bru? It's like Fanta, but with less sugar.

That's the stuff. Stupid name that would never sell in the US.

Always remember, Oreo Cookies are actually a copy cat version of Hydrox Cookies. Hyrdox Cookies are actually BETTER than Oreo's and if you don't believe you can go buy some and try. But that name Hydrox sounded like a fucking drain cleaner so it didn't take off as much as it should have.

 

[guest]

There’s thermite in that vegemite!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Never tried vegemite but I like some marmite

 

[guest]

Never tried vegemite but I like some marmite

Idk, marmalade is such a delicious sounding word...marmite has the -mite suffix that gives me the jitters.

 

[guest]

Idk, marmalade is such a delicious sounding word...marmite has the -mite suffix that gives me the jitters.

Marmalade niggas unite! I’m getting hungry now. Earl, we got some marmalade on toast back there?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Marmalade niggas unite! I’m getting hungry now. Earl, we got some marmalade on toast back there?

I'm a Philly cream cheese chad myself

where my liverwurst bros at?

 

[guest]

I'm a Philly cream cheese chad myself

where my liverwurst bros at?

I like da chive & onion Philadelphia cream cheese. What are some of them other spreads that are good on toast? The phone lines are lighting up!

Edit liverwurst is the best, i could eat a whole liverwurst in one going.

 

[guest]

Name sounds like some kind of plant based explosive...Has the appearance of shit smeared on a bathroom wall. No wonder it wasn't even attempted to be mass-marketed in North America, ridiculous lack of image branding.

Nothing with the suffix "mite" should be edible.

Australians are weird shanty Pacific Rim Asians who think they’re white. Still like Angela White’s boobies though.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm a Philly cream cheese chad myself

where my liverwurst bros at?

Now we are fucking talking!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Australians are weird shanty Pacific Rim Asians who think they’re white. Still like Angela White’s boobies though.

监狱等待着，孩子。

 

[guest]

监狱等待着，孩子。

Hoo hoo, what’s he saying, Robin?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I'm a Philly cream cheese chad myself

where my liverwurst bros at?

Pork liver mafia

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

WWAW Filet Americain?

Love that shit.

 

[guest]

I like da chive & onion Philadelphia cream cheese. What are some of them other spreads that are good on toast? The phone lines are lighting up!

Edit liverwurst is the best, i could eat a whole liverwurst in one going.

Now we're tawkin...anything with umami type flavors I love. WWAW using MSG instead of salt, lol.

 

[guest]

WWAW Filet Americain?

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Love that shit.

I love it, but it upsets my tummy

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I love it, but it upsets my tummy

But you shove a whole leverworst in your snout?

 

[guest]

As a proud Englishman I'm almost ashamed to admit that Vegemite beats out Marmite for me. But Bovril on buttered toast bests them both. I like a lot of American shit and have American family on both sides but will only say, if you consider a Hershey bar to be chocolate, you don't have a valid opinion when it comes to taste.