Urinal etiquette

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I've never seen ice WTF. But shit like this is great, it actually improves your aim when hammered:

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Don't shit in them unless you want to hear a bunch of whining

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

what the fuck? you seriously can't be arsed to just use your elbow and flush? I might have given you a pass if you were some careless bloke with no standards of cleanliness, but then you proceeded to suggest you open the bathroom door with a paper towel like a giant pouf. so which is it -- are you a big mess, or a bender with ocd? lotta fawkin problems with your post, mr diapers. I'm gettin heated

Listen, I get it. On principle, I don’t like the fact that I don’t flush when it’s not an auto flusher. At the same time, being a team player in a public bathroom is for the birds and it’s certainly not more important than my neuroticism, thank you very much.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

If there’s a guy using the one next to you, put your arm around his shoulders so he knows you’re pals and it’s nothing weird

 

[BUBBLER]

I disagree with the farting being allowed. For me it still feels taboo at work at least. I don’t care about other bathrooms they’re usually all shitholes

I prefer to crop dust everywhere I walk in public

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I cant stand people who text on their phone while standing at the urinal

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I find that people are sometimes off-put when I talk to my cock while I pee.
Usually it’s something like “Come on you fucker! Quicker you piss, quicker I can force you into some woman’s cunt!”

 

[StlakerFatti]

I don't have four sinks at home so I can share one in public with faggots, drug users and the poor, funster.

 

[lil chud]

what the fuck? you seriously can't be arsed to just use your elbow and flush? I might have given you a pass if you were some careless bloke with no standards of cleanliness, but then you proceeded to suggest you open the bathroom door with a paper towel like a giant pouf. so which is it -- are you a big mess, or a bender with ocd? lotta fawkin problems with your post, mr diapers. I'm gettin heated

I don't want stranger's germs on my elbow, and yes, I do use paper to open the bathroom door. Fuck your germs, nasty fuckers are probably fingering their assholes before touching everything in there.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I like to fart and groan loud while I take a deep piss

 

[aRTie02150]

This made me laugh.