Unfunniest comedians

[Easily_Remembered]

Honorable mentions for Demitri Martin and Bo Burnham.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Bonnie McFarlane

Weird dudes do be carrying murses tho

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I reached peak disgust for Nana recently when he busted out his bank statement for the interracial whore. What an old creepy garbage human.

Funniest thing he’s done in years. At least since bombing and then not admitting it at the big jay roast.

Robin Williams. Sorry to the family and all, but baby noises don't do it for me.

It would be absurd to make exhaustive lists of mulatto zoomer humor comics who spout inoffensive sarcasm for clapter.

To localize our conversation, Norton was passably witty on radio, his stand up is some of the unfunniest shit in the world.
Do you think he knows how bad it is? I suppose if he knew, he wouldn't bother using the material.
He might actually be so fucking stupid that he doesn't know how purely terrible his act is.
Do you think he ever sits there after coming up with a bit and says to himself "this is good shit." I just cannot picture it happening.

Dice's radio appearances are legendary despite the shitty poems that never made me laugh.

But I don't like the contrived stand up comedy format anyway.

I’ve always imagined Col standing backstage laughing at how bad his stand up is. He stole a lot of his mannerisms from Colin so it wouldn’t surprise me if he “helped” him write those specials. I’ll never forget on Cop Show he gets Norton to dress up like an asshole twice and makes him look like a creep, because he is. The worm completely misses the point.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This smug limey cunt.

 

[Imager]

Marc Maron

Sinbad

Chris Rock after 1998.

I would say Norm MacDonald, but I'm not a fat retard. I'm just fat.

 

[Imager]

Yes, he's painfully unfunny. We get it, you're a stubby nerd. Cool.

I remember asking in the old sub for someone to help me understand what I was missing. I asked for people to point me to one bit, just one bit, he does that kills. I mean, kills someone other than his first wife.

No one stepped up.

And @That Nigga Dre : Agree with you on Robin Williams. Anything he did that was funny was stolen. Other than that, he just was on cocaine and talked fast and the audience knew when to laugh. That's it. I remember a boomer showing me a special of Williams' take on 9/11 and it was painfully unfunny.

Like if you're a professional comic and can't find the funny in the twin towers coming down like Gilbert Gottfried did, perhaps you should kill yourself.

 

[guest]

I saw Bill Burr 10 years ago at an old shitty casino in New Hampshire. He spent a good 15 minutes screaming like Hitler. Had the place roaring with laughter.

He would probably apologize for it today.

Anytime I see a special scrolling through Netflix I just assume that comedian is an unfunny sellout faggot.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

This smug limey cunt.

He's an aussie good sir, he's not one of ours. However, he could be.. our comedy scene is dead for the most part.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Any musical act, Brian Regan, all women.

Unfunny radio comedians is a list too long to start. Some guys have amazing stage presence and decent material but are absolute bores on the radio or podcasts. Dane Cook was a good comedian for the time, horrible on the radio. Patrice might be the GOAT guest, mediocre comedian relying on black crutches.

Standup comedy in general is pretty overrated and gets way to much reverence nowadays. Even the biggest hacks can get you to laugh if you’re sitting there in the room drinking. Who wants to watch another Netflix comedy special with even more political ranting?

Brian Regan is a king. And Maria Bamford is his queen.

 

[FLUUUID]

Patrick S. Tomlinson

This isn't the all-time #1 firebrand list

 

[EraGodless]

This isn't the all-time #1 firebrand list

I can't believe he said that with a straight face. Nice branding, stupid.

 

[Chapel]

This smug limey cunt.

He’s an Aussie. Russell Brand and James Corden are talentless limey cunts

 

[guest]

Honorable mentions for Demitri Martin and Bo Burnham.

Demitri? You're fucking crazy.

 

[FLUUUID]

I can't believe he said that with a straight face. Nice branding, stupid.

I found his face to be quite lumpy actually

 

[satanssockpuppet]

That fucking shirtless "The Machine" guy. One funny story he's told ten million times.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Robin Williams. Sorry to the family and all, but baby noises don't do it for me.

It would be absurd to make exhaustive lists of mulatto zoomer humor comics who spout inoffensive sarcasm for clapter.

To localize our conversation, Norton was passably witty on radio, his stand up is some of the unfunniest shit in the world.
Do you think he knows how bad it is? I suppose if he knew, he wouldn't bother using the material.
He might actually be so fucking stupid that he doesn't know how purely terrible his act is.
Do you think he ever sits there after coming up with a bit and says to himself "this is good shit." I just cannot picture it happening.

Dice's radio appearances are legendary despite the shitty poems that never made me laugh.

But I don't like the contrived stand up comedy format anyway.

Couldn't agree more. Norton never realized, even after a half dozen specials, that topical material always make your act dated and degrades its quality over time. Unlike Chip, he never really evolved. You're dead on about Dice as well, his appearance on Jimmy's birthday where they brought in that cunty stripper is the stuff of legends. He's naturally hilarious, but when he gets on stage it's bland at best.

Butthole eyes may be one of the best descriptions ever. I saw people sticking up for this stupid asshole the other day because he fucks hot women, how is that a redeeming or entertaining quality?

I get why people hate Pete. But he also got famous at a really young age and I think people lose sight of that when they judge him for his faggoty behavior back then. Yes, he did and said a lot of gay shit. But in the years since he's learned from his mistakes and grown from them. He had that gay social media meltdown, so he got off social media. He did too many drugs, he quit doing drugs (I think he still smokes weed, whatever, I don't give a fuck). He got a bunch of gay tattoos, he's getting some of them lasered off.

I know he's become a meme with the "MUH DAD DIED IN 911" shit, but I loved his last Netflix special. I loved the movie he put out last year, The King of Staten Island. Unlike faggot Bo Burnham, he presented mental illness in a very funny and sympathetic way. It's probably just the fact that I'm around his age and could relate to a lot of it, particularly the lack of direction and dead dad stuff, but it really resonated with me.

When people defend him here they usually bring up the Stangel stuff, which is funny, but I think he's way more talented than that.

 

[EraGodless]

Couldn't agree more. Norton never realized, even after a half dozen specials, that topical material always make your act dated and degrades its quality over time. Unlike Chip, he never really evolved. You're dead on about Dice as well, his appearance on Jimmy's birthday where they brought in that cunty stripper is the stuff of legends. He's naturally hilarious, but when he gets on stage it's bland at best.


I get why people hate Pete. But he also got famous at a really young age and I think people lose sight of that when they judge him for his faggoty behavior back then. Yes, he did and said a lot of gay shit. But in the years since he's learned from his mistakes and grown from them. He had that gay social media meltdown, so he got off social media. He did too many drugs, he quit doing drugs (I think he still smokes weed, whatever, I don't give a fuck). He got a bunch of gay tattoos, he's getting some of them lasered off.

I know he's become a meme with the "MUH DAD DIED IN 911" shit, but I loved his last Netflix special. I loved the movie he put out last year, The King of Staten Island. Unlike faggot Bo Burnham, he presented mental illness in a very funny and sympathetic way. It's probably just the fact that I'm around his age and could relate to a lot of it, particularly the lack of direction and dead dad stuff, but it really resonated with me.

When people defend him here they usually bring up the Stangel stuff, which is funny, but I think he's way more talented than that.

Louis CK gave him good advice and he acted like a bitch about it.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Louis CK gave him good advice and he acted like a bitch about it.

You mean the shit about him smoking too much weed? I honestly don't know what to believe in that situation. It's hard to believe Louie would give a shit about Pete smoking weed. I know Louie got the drug shit out of his system early and never went back, but comics are junky degenerates for the most part. Especially in Boston in the era he came up in. You'd think it'd be easier for him to just turn a blind eye to it and avoid working with anyone who gets high if it bothers him that much.

 

[EraGodless]

You mean the shit about him smoking too much weed? I honestly don't know what to believe in that situation. It's hard to believe Louie would give a shit about Pete smoking weed. I know Louie got the drug shit out of his system early and never went back, but comics are junky degenerates for the most part. Especially in Boston in the era he came up in. You'd think it'd be easier for him to just turn a blind eye to it and avoid working with anyone who gets high if it bothers him that much.

I think they said it was weed, but it was most likely hard drugs-- as I doubt CK would give two fucks about weed. There have been times on SNL where Davidson has been pretty much unavailable due to dope/mental health shit. I think Lorne is still haunted by Belushi and Farley and he has been reluctant to kick Davidson to the curb and he's done everything possible to get him in to rehab and have him be a part of the show.

I think the advice to Davidson from CK was more along the lines of developing a work ethic and not fucking up a golden opportunity at SNL. Unless Davidson completely goes off the rails, he'll probably always be able to find roles due to his SNL connections-- and he seems not to be too much of dickhead and generally gets along with writers and cast mates.

 

[WigwardFromSouthHampton]

That fucking shirtless "The Machine" guy. One funny story he's told ten million times.

You don't like how he tells his humorous stories, while laughing uncontrollably?