Unemployed obese Milwaukee resident continues to advise Twitter on how to succeed

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Hilarious how he's forced to essentially beg the man who hates the most right now because he's so addicted to the platform he cannot bring himself to quit it.

Oink harder, piggy.

You hear that? We have to nail the lid of the hugbox shut for the sake of baby boy. Though imagine how furious he'd be at the stlakers being able to delete his "report and block" autism

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Anyone check their former impostor childs and see if they're unbanned?

Oh man, if this purchase has undone all the " block and report" demands that people actually listened to and got blocked. It will release all those troll accounts.

 

[guest]

Also lol at that autistic fat fuck pretending he wants to have that feature for “safety”. Is that why you hid 100s of tweets on that water balloon thread piggy?

 

[wbgreen]

This is the (obese) guy who blocked Ben Shapiro, but still tweets at him.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I’m stating the obvious….this could’ve been prevented if he found Norm funny.

Or killed himself

 

[Brooke Shields]

If twitter wants to grow it's userbase it should have people delete tweets I deem bad, and anyone who I block shouldn't be able to use it too!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Oh man, if this purchase has undone all the " block and report" demands that people actually listened to and got blocked. It will release all those troll accounts.

That's a big Twinkie.

 

[SFWA liaison]

yeah nigga I'm sure new users would register in droves if they slightly tweaked some obscure feature barely anybody knows they even have

that's why blogs are popping, because the blogger can control de comment section, can't get enough of BLOGGER.COM fr fr

what a dumb retard

 

[BudDickman]

yeah nigga I'm sure new users would register in droves if they slightly tweaked some obscure feature barely anybody knows they even have

that's why blogs are popping, because the blogger can control de comment section, can't get enough of BLOGGER.COM fr fr

what a dumb retard

It is such a hilariously specific suggestion. He might as well say "if Twitter wants to grow the platform, they need to automatically delete any tweets that contain the phrase 'fat faggot with bitch tits'".

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“Twitter can only improve if nobody is allowed to call me a fat idiot”

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

What does fartpoop22 think?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yeah making sure you personally never have to be held accountable and nobody ever has to see what a lying hypocrite you constantly are is definitely the way to grow the twitter user base. The problem has always been nobody wants to see Pat being made to look like a cunt!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Sounds like it really bugs Patrick when blocked stlakers barge in on his reply threads. I wouldn't announce that kind of thing publicly, but what the hell do I know?