Unemployed obese Milwaukee resident continues to advise Twitter on how to succeed

[HotDogJoe]

Hilarious how he's forced to essentially beg the man who hates the most right now because he's so addicted to the platform he cannot bring himself to quit it.

Oink harder, piggy.

 

[guest]

If twitter wants to grow its userbase it'd have an autistic, centrist promotion artist like Musk as its boss, ya fat pig.

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

Im gonna fuck nikis fart bubble till it pops

 

[Will Tate]

Actual Tough Guy really needs his online echo chamber to be absolutely impenetrable, doesn't he? Fat pussy bitch.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

These people cant find another place on the internet? We’ve been refugees like 6 fucking times and you dont hear us begging others to change their platforms, just go somewhere else

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat thinks he is still talking to a board of directors. Nobody can make any changes without elon approval. Who does he think he is talking to. Pat thinks they are accepting suggestions. Pat wants to be able to erase anyone saying mean things to him. Im pretty sure Pats type is the reason why Elon bought it to clean house. Pat is part of the problem.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Hilarious how he's forced to essentially beg the man who hates the most right now because he's so addicted to the platform he cannot bring himself to quit it.

Oink harder, piggy.

This would be a blessing. Do you know how much time this idiot would spend deleting comments on his posts? He's already on Twitter all day. He'd have to hire an assistant or go insane when he couldn't correcT the record quickly enough.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

You know if that suggestion were implemented, we could harass the fuck out of piggy tits and there's not a damn thing he could do about it.

 

[Jenna]

Sorry Elon, the king of twitter has ruled against free speech and in favor of more censorship.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Actual Tough Guy really needs his online echo chamber to be absolutely impenetrable, doesn't he? Fat pussy bitch.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Piggy wants the hidden feature to go away so nobody can easily see him being proven wrong and mocked in the replies. He wants to oink whatever bullshit he wants with out being shown with evidence he’s wrong. Mind you this is the most important issue in the world to a 42 year old man.

 

[It’s Meboe]

I’m stating the obvious….this could’ve been prevented if he found Norm funny.

 

[guest]

Yeah, letting fat faggots with bitch tits have their safe space is what will really grow Twitter.

Imagine being so narcissistic you think that you should be able to delete posts responding to you

 

[guest]

Pat thinks he is still talking to a board of directors. Nobody can make any changes without elon approval. Who does he think he is talking to. Pat thinks they are accepting suggestions. Pat wants to be able to erase anyone saying mean things to him. Im pretty sure Pats type is the reason why Elon bought it to clean house. Pat is part of the problem.

Say pat one more time, stupid.

 

[guest]

You know if that suggestion were implemented, we could harass the fuck out of piggy tits and there's not a damn thing he could do about it.

It’s already a free for all, there’s like 4 or 5 imposter children on the loose.
Be sure to block kempesh first, rascals.

(Sorry for the double post, I’m wired from this large
7-11 brazilian bold dark roast )

 

[Sputnik]

If you swap twitter for Pat this all makes more sense.

 

[Udders]

Anyone check their former impostor childs and see if they're unbanned?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Say pat one more time, stupid.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

These people cant find another place on the internet? We’ve been refugees like 6 fucking times and you dont hear us begging others to change their platforms, just go somewhere else

It’s hilarious when people say Twitter will be a dangerous place with Musk in charge. How is it fucking dangerous?
Just log off, faggot!

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

This is about as ridiculous as him giving parents advice