Unemployed man ponders an existence where jobs do not exist

[AWetBlanket]

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Like a realistic Jeffrey Dean Morgan

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

"Mary Smith" shot peas at a window to wake people up? Who sleeps so lightly that a pea on the window would wake them. This guy will believe anything. Someone should contact him and tell him his book won a 100 Grand.

I already own a Toy Yoda, child.

 

[guest]

There's a tweet of his about how he's a writer because after society collapses they'll need writers. I'm sure archivebot has it somewhere in his punchcards.

 

[aRTie02150]

Well if you work long enough you can kind of train yourself to get up at a certain time. I can imagine that the sound of a pea hitting your window could possibly, after awhile, install an alert of sorts in the brain that it's time for work...

No.

 

[HotDogJoe]

his height here lol https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7879209/bio

“Patrick S Tomlinson is an actor”

Is he?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

“Patrick S Tomlinson is an actor”

Is he?

Makes sense - his whole life is a work of fiction.

 

[FurBurger]

"Mary Smith" shot peas at a window to wake people up? Who sleeps so lightly that a pea on the window would wake them. This guy will believe anything. Someone should contact him and tell him his book won a 100 Grand.

They weren't actual peas, they'd have been pea-sized stones or clay balls. That fuck-knuckle Twitter account just publishes other people's photos and rewrites the description without putting any thought or research in; and Fatrick follows it because he does the same.