Unemployed man ponders an existence where jobs do not exist

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1445745550951796743?s=20

 

[peckafacce]

Then we will have to depend on the government, just like Fat does right now

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Then we will have to depend on the government, just like Fat does right now

Filing for fraudulent PPP loans is hard work, child.

 

[analeggsalad]

his height here lol https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7879209/bio

I need to know if it's true that he only went to communtiy college

 

[Gay Faggot.]

There’ll be more time to dedicate to making fun of fat retards! It’s a bright future indeed.

 

[EraGodless]

I wish there was a job that paid to kick his fucking teeth in.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I envision a world where the only place open is Target and its staffed by only brothermen just to torment pig everytime he needs brats, beer and meatloaf fixens

 

[Brooke Shields]

the timeless comic

anyone with a twitter want to send this to him, seeing as what we're doing is completely legal free speech

 

[Clint Ruin]

Woah... That's like, so fucking deep, Rick.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Who woke that fat lady up? Were there rotating shifts of knocker-uppers? Just doin some pot tawk here on the only station where real rock lives

 

[HoraceStanker]

"Mary Smith" shot peas at a window to wake people up? Who sleeps so lightly that a pea on the window would wake them. This guy will believe anything. Someone should contact him and tell him his book won a 100 Grand.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I ran out of peas again, child. No, I did not eat them, because vegetables are yucky, stlaker.

 

[Harry Powell]

his height here lol https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7879209/bio

I need to know if it's true that he only went to communtiy college

Went to AND dropped out of.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This man hasn’t had a job in years. Is he upset about the idea of getting a job over a large amount of money he owes?

 

[Meownaw]

his height here lol https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7879209/bio

I need to know if it's true that he only went to communtiy college

How dare they remove his quotes I took 2 minutes to post 2 years ago.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Went to AND dropped out of.

The whole school thing really angers him, I believe that he not only was a friendless loser that did zero extra curricular activities in high school he was also a shit student due to being lazy. He couldn’t get into any colleges and went to community colleges in hopes of transferring but dropped out because it required work. He never got that “college experience” and it drives him nuts which explains why at 41 and on his second marriage he wears his hat backwards like a douche pretending to be frat Pat. He goes to a bar alone nightly pretending he’s out crushing beers, tough talking college bros, getting hit on by women AND men, all while also getting into bar fights like it’s Roadhouse.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Mary Smith" shot peas at a window to wake people up? Who sleeps so lightly that a pea on the window would wake them. This guy will believe anything. Someone should contact him and tell him his book won a 100 Grand.

I mean if they aren't drunk or in a heroin nod they might wake up more easily. foreign to this bunch I know

 

[BoringFaggot]

"Mary Smith" shot peas at a window to wake people up? Who sleeps so lightly that a pea on the window would wake them. This guy will believe anything. Someone should contact him and tell him his book won a 100 Grand.

Well if you work long enough you can kind of train yourself to get up at a certain time. I can imagine that the sound of a pea hitting your window could possibly, after awhile, install an alert of sorts in the brain that it's time for work...

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

knocker-upper

 

[AWetBlanket]

He's a gutless coward