Underrated awful Fatrick video

[Rudderman]

Still waiting on that promised unboxing video for in the black...

There's a joke here. Something about bizarro niki and reverse farts in her black vagina. Someone help me.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The description of his novel pisses me off so much. He opens with the 400 page count then says there is a gay black space marine like those are what would pull in a general audience, yeah page counts and gay niggers. He then, tries to act like he knows math, by describing the dimensions of some non-existant machine. After all that, he "unknowingly" (he saw the film and acts like he didn't because it is somewhat obscure.) admits he stole an idea from John Carpenter's student film Dark Star 1974 where a sentient bomb has to be convinced to not explode and then acts ike a sentient gorilla is something groundbeaking and new.

You know what gets me excited about a book? The amount of pages it has!!!!!!
The only thing interesting Patrick has made is his hellfire of a life, and thank god for that.

"It's got basically everything you could possibly want" except interesting characters and a compelling plot

 

[OhDara]

My favorite detail of this unboxing video is the camera suddenly becoming very shaky towards the end. Niki is so wired up on pills that her hands only have a 90 second window of steadiness before everything unravels.

Also the woman she’s filming is quite overweight, she should really try hitting the StairMaster at the gym

 

[guest]

He took the "unboxing your own book" idea from his best friend rakdaddy (gregg turkington's twin brother).

There was just one aspect of rakdaddy's unboxing video Pat couldn't emulate...

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[guest]

Everything in his life is staged. The stupid lizard, the nerf guns.

The marriage

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

gay

 

[guest]

He really brings back the 8 year old bully in me.