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Under what set of circumstances would you kill yourself?

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  • Bankrupt/debt

  • Terminal illness

  • Accidental (OD)

  • Infidelity (cucked)

  • Other


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Coprophiles tend to be pedophiles. Check these peer reviewed journals out...you think people just post pics gaping anuses with shit coming out and do not have any paraphilic disorder? Please

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Toast

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With the terminal cancer they give you enough opiates many people in hospice go that way it’s PFG better than being eaten by a lion or something at least I suppose.
Bullshit. I watch my mother die over 2 weeks in hospice care last December. She suffered the entire time.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Bullshit. I watch my mother die over 2 weeks in hospice care last December. She suffered the entire time.
It depends on the state, company, nurse, condition, etc. Ive seen both. My exGfs dad had throat cancer and I watched them OD him w benzos and opiates. My mother in law is currently dying from Pancreatic cancer and theyre stingy as fuck with thr opiates. Theyll give her a little morphine here and there and thats it. They dont want her to “get addicted”…annnd shes 100% terminal. Makes ZERO sense.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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if I’m 40, and still don’t have a family, I’ll wait till my parents die, and then join them. I’d probably be to much of a pussy to actually kill myself anyway.
I always said when my parents die I'll probably kill myself because I'm an only child and I don't plan on having a kid. In reality I'll likely just become a mopey, whining bitch who people wish would kill himself.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I always said when my parents die I'll probably kill myself because I'm an only child and I don't plan on having a kid. In reality I'll likely just become a mopey, whining bitch who people wish would kill himself.
I have a feeling we might have a similar background, where at like 16 we said "oh at 18 I'll definitely do it" then at like 20 "when I hit 26 I'm totally doing it" and then the dates just pass and you go "yeah, I guess I probably wont"
 
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