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He wants to prosecute a kindergarten for having a dangerous fence that injured him.
Suuurrrree. Lit'l Timothy was chokin' on a grape and I wanted to give him the old Heimlich maneuver. We was behind the bushes for some priiiivacy. I had to take his little Batman shirt off to make sure he wasn't hidin' anymore grapes. Then the nosey teacher came out yellin' at me and I broke my ankle fallin' over the fence. I want them to pay!
Suuurrrree. Lit'l Timothy was chokin' on a grape and I wanted to give him the old Heimlich maneuver. We was behind the bushes for some priiiivacy. I had to take his little Batman shirt off to make sure he wasn't hidin' anymore grapes. Then the nosey teacher came out yellin' at me and I broke my ankle fallin' over the fence. I want them to pay!
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She really iced-up towards the end, there...
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So I'll bring all my glasses and my shoes with me - so I HAVE THEM.
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I can't SEE, god damn it
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The relief in “pauls” voice when she said they don’t look at criminal records. “Oh thank heavens”
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A lot better than the other 2 rough looking bitches