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I love when the bowling ball falls on his head.
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It was definitely on the roster back home but I haven't seen it in years. Maybe I'll curl up with the missus and give it a watch tonight.
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Legend.
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She shows what kind of dad Buck could have been. And you know what? The jerk store called and they’re running outta you!
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Cool your jets, NJ.
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So many people who worked with him said what a genuine, kind guy he was. Him and Farley were big fat fucks who were too good for this world
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That could have been done with a less miserable (for no reason) cunt.
Her career went nowhere also (and it was her fault!), unless you count the show Yes, Dear.
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Uncle Buck and Great Outdoors are top of the John Candy pile for me.
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these and planes trains and automobiles are the Candy Holy Trinity
Edit: wwawd fan theory that Candy's character in Home Alone is supposed to be the devil?
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How dare you.
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Hear me out. she met him at a crossroads, he played the clarinet (the devil is traditional associated with playing a woodwind instrument). he offers her a deal to get her home but by the time she did the rest of the family arrives like 5 minutes later so the deal is basically worthless. his first thing he says to her is "Please Allow me to Introduce Myself."
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"You're trying to watch The Smurfs? Did you see the one where Papa Smurf took a crutch and smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? Did you see that one? You want to see that one?" One of my earliest memories is my Dad rolling on the floor at that part of the scene.
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Well, Neal literally sees him as the Devil in Planes, Trains, and Automoblies when they were sandwiched between two semi's so it must be true.
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"Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart."
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Flicks a nickle. "Go downtown and have a rat chew that thing off of your face."
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Ha, take that Tony’s mother in law!
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That’s actually great casting when you shinkle about it.