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I love when the bowling ball falls on his head.
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Legend.What about buck using a pizza peel for a giant stack of pancakes?
She shows what kind of dad Buck could have been. And you know what? The jerk store called and they’re running outta you!She almost ruins the movie. Just needlessly hostile the entire time. Sucked the fun right out of it.
Cool your jets, NJ.Tia should have gotten raped
So many people who worked with him said what a genuine, kind guy he was. Him and Farley were big fat fucks who were too good for this worldJohn candy is a saint.
That could have been done with a less miserable (for no reason) cunt.She shows what kind of dad Buck could have been. And you know what? The jerk store called and they’re running outta you!
these and planes trains and automobiles are the Candy Holy TrinityUncle Buck and Great Outdoors are top of the John Candy pile for me.
How dare you.these and planes trains and automobiles are the Candy Holy Trinity
Edit: wwawd fan theory that Candy's character in Home Alone is supposed to be the devil?
Hear me out. she met him at a crossroads, he played the clarinet (the devil is traditional associated with playing a woodwind instrument). he offers her a deal to get her home but by the time she did the rest of the family arrives like 5 minutes later so the deal is basically worthless. his first thing he says to her is "Please Allow me to Introduce Myself."How dare you.
"You're trying to watch The Smurfs? Did you see the one where Papa Smurf took a crutch and smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? Did you see that one? You want to see that one?" One of my earliest memories is my Dad rolling on the floor at that part of the scene.WWAW Summer Rental?
Well, Neal literally sees him as the Devil in Planes, Trains, and Automoblies when they were sandwiched between two semi's so it must be true.Edit: wwawd fan theory that Candy's character in Home Alone is supposed to be the devil?
Ha, take that Tony’s mother in law!Flicks a nickle. "Go downtown and have a rat chew that thing off of your face."
That’s actually great casting when you shinkle about it.Hear me out. she met him at a crossroads, he played the clarinet (the devil is traditional associated with playing a woodwind instrument). he offers her a deal to get her home but by the time she did the rest of the family arrives like 5 minutes later so the deal is basically worthless. his first thing he says to her is "Please Allow me to Introduce Myself."
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