Unanimously gay musicians that only faggots listen to

[Single Action Army]

Ye you just keep droning on and on.

Didn't have to do him that hard

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Who is the first group?

Does nobody here know how to do an image search?

 

[Andy Elliott]

Does nobody here know how to do an image search?

Everyone here is a non white boomer, does that answer your question?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'd give you all of them but Sublime. Not that their music is that great, but they seemed like some real ass scumbags and not faggots.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I’m a huge tool fan…(faggot) I saw them in 2016 and they were great.

I saw them earlier this year and they were fucking terrible. It was like an hour long show and they were telling the crowd to cheer louder while playing all their shit music from their latest album.

Also that midget Maynard told the whole audience if we’re “good” they’d allow us to record the last song. Faggot.

Maynard also can't sing anymore. He's always flat, and forget about hearing anything sung powerfully in a high register, let alone a scream. But then you go to the comments of any recent live Tool video, and it's all people talking about how amazing his voice still is. Makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

 

[GialloGlove]

Maynard also can't sing anymore. He's always flat, and forget about hearing anything sung powerfully in a high register, let alone a scream. But then you go to the comments of any recent live Tool video, and it's all people talking about how amazing his voice still is. Makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

I was listening to A Perfect Circle because I remembering liking their first album when I was 14 and suicidal about girls I never talked to in person. The difference in his voice from the first two APC albums to the recent ones is shocking. Dude sounds like an AI program. Weirdly flat, thin and whiney. I thought it was my memory playing tricks on me and he always sucked and I went back and listened to Tool's Opiate ep and it was not my memory. Maynard just fucking sucks now. That vineyard and bjj must of sucked all his testosterone out of him. That or he is a 60 year old manlet and time comes for us all.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I was listening to A Perfect Circle because I remembering liking their first album when I was 14 and suicidal about girls I never talked to in person. The difference in his voice from the first two APC albums to the recent ones is shocking.

Yeah, and live, he used to sound exactly like the album, if not better. You can pull up any live bootleg until about 2003, and he sounds incredible. Then he took several years off and was basically never the same, and just got progressively worse. I don't necessarily expect him to scream at 60 like he did when he was 20, but he shouldn't struggle with staying on key.

 

[GialloGlove]

Yeah, and live, he used to sound exactly like the album, if not better. You can pull up any live bootleg until about 2003, and he sounds incredible. Then he took several years off and was basically never the same, and just got progressively worse. I don't necessarily expect him to scream at 60 like he did when he was 20, but he shouldn't struggle with staying on key.

I first noticed something weird when the second APC album came out and there were a few instances where I thought I heard subtle auto tune. Maybe it was the song Weak and Powerless. I remember being crazy disappointed in the early 2000's with how he would pussy foot away from actually screaming on Ticks and Leeches. Outside of the first releases from Puscifer, Cuntry Boner and the World Up My Ass cover, that project and everything around it is the lamest shit on Earth. Puscifer is when I knew Maynard was dorky as shit in a bad way. He was gassing it up as this multi-media project with a brick and mortar store and it's everything all at once. Turns out it was just a shit side project to milk his fans dry.

 

[Heyfellas]

Maynard also can't sing anymore. He's always flat, and forget about hearing anything sung powerfully in a high register, let alone a scream. But then you go to the comments of any recent live Tool video, and it's all people talking about how amazing his voice still is. Makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

It was really bad. They don’t care any more and it shows.

After their intermission Danny Carey brought out a gong and hit it a bunch of times and then did 20 minutes of like techno sounds on stage by himself.

All of my friends who I went with wouldn’t admit that it fucking sucked it’s crazy.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Music is not good.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Haven't listened to the Black Keys in 10 years, but I liked Brother.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Opeth...sigh, but fair.

 

[DominusOdium]

Jack White doesn't belong on here, otherwise a fairly solid list.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

You forgot One Republic

 

[cliveowen]

For me RHCP are right on the cusp of making this list. Other than the couple of albums when John Frusciante came back from heroin addiction, everything has been pretty awful. Plus I find flea annoying.