Umm, where's his furniture?

[SmellenShoehorn]

Nice poverty patio, stupid.

It's a Fatio

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"We good"

The fuck you are, this looks like shit. I guess the extra bags of dirt and that plastic bin are just gonna live back there now? Laziness.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I would never be proud of this backyard, especially since he’s paying a mortgage and not renting. The fence is missing pieces for fuck sake

Is that his fence, though? Usually the clean/finished-looking side points outward...

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Looks like shit, smells like dumpster, and will never be used

 

[Guyincognito]

Looks like shit, smells like dumpster, and will never be used

What does Nikki’s vagina have to do with the patio?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

He doesn't need furniture. Nobody is coming over to visit. Even Niki won't sit with him. He can sit on his steps alone as always.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I can’t believe his car and bike just sit there outside like that in Milwaukee and in his neighborhood?

He imagines that the garage that once stood there is still there

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Goodness me, look at his pavers, they're uneven and not level. And again, the fucking weeds...

Even his patio is retarded and makes little sense.

What a pile of shit.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He doesn't need furniture. Nobody is coming over to visit. Even Niki won't sit with him. He can sit on his steps alone as always.

He might still have a few blocks left over to stack and use that pallet for a table

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I like doing this kind of outdoor work when I can. At my girlfriends' parents house, at my parents' house, etc. Give me manual labor and a cup of joe and a lunch bag and I'm set, I dunno.

I get into a roll and can usually accomplish a lot in a day or a weekend. This pig just takes pictures of something he's been working on for months.

Day 1:

1. Go to Home Depot.

2. Buy plants, soil, bricks, and a fire pit.

3. Go back to the hovel and install bricks into ground, pluck weeds, pour soil into garden, install plants, install fire pit.

4. Mow lawn.

Day 2:

1. Go to Menard's, Home Depot, or Lowe's or shop online and find a humble patio set (anywhere from $300-$500) and an umbrella.

2. Buy them.

3. Add to area.


In a month, this area will still look like shit. Maybe he's really poor right now for some reason. Cough, lolsuit, cough.

Mah nigga: You fuck with https://www.instagram.com/chamonixathome/ or nah? It's Nick Rochefort from MDE and his wife's home living/antiquity blog...

 

[NoBacon]

It looks like one of those houses some Ukrainian peasant had to flee because of Chernobyl and nature is reclaiming

 

[guest]

Poor Nibbler...

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I look forward to seeing the chairs chained to the table so his allies dont steal them.

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

besides the house catching on fire. that doesnt look like a safe area to be sitting in with so many section 8 buildings in the area

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

Poor Nibbler...

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be nice if a Hawk swooped by and put that thing out its misery

 

[TokenX]

be nice if a Hawk swooped by and put that thing out its misery

It's all but confirmed that Pat ate Toothless last winter during the brutal lockdown. Nibbler is one hunger pang away from being a shishkabob.

 

[SensibleKeks]

There's two motorcycles in the parking lot. Since I've never seen Pat ride the blue one, I'm assuming it's Niki's. So Pat keeps on insisting she's not a dyke huh?

 

[guest]

There's two motorcycles in the parking lot. Since I've never seen Pat ride the blue one, I'm assuming it's Niki's. So Pat keeps on insisting she's not a dyke huh?

It’s a moped, child.

 

[FLUUUID]

I look forward to seeing the chairs chained to the table so his allies dont steal them.

They're called college kid Americans now

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

the alignment, the drainage fall, the uneven placement... what a fucking loser attempt!