Umm, where's his furniture?

[TokenX]

I like doing this kind of outdoor work when I can. At my girlfriends' parents house, at my parents' house, etc. Give me manual labor and a cup of joe and a lunch bag and I'm set, I dunno.

I get into a roll and can usually accomplish a lot in a day or a weekend. This pig just takes pictures of something he's been working on for months.

Day 1:

1. Go to Home Depot.

2. Buy plants, soil, bricks, and a fire pit.

3. Go back to the hovel and install bricks into ground, pluck weeds, pour soil into garden, install plants, install fire pit.

4. Mow lawn.

Day 2:

1. Go to Menard's, Home Depot, or Lowe's or shop online and find a humble patio set (anywhere from $300-$500) and an umbrella.

2. Buy them.

3. Add to area.


In a month, this area will still look like shit. Maybe he's really poor right now for some reason. Cough, lolsuit, cough.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He doesn’t have chairs because they broke after he sat on them.

 

[guest]

Nice poverty patio, stupid.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I hope the chocolatey fellows in the neighborhood redistribute that shit furniture.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

That looks like total shit. If someone said I lived there as a 41 year old man, I’d pop them in the mouth. Talk about slander? The truth about Pat is always more damaging than any alleged slander. His life is an embarrassment.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I like doing this kind of outdoor work when I can. At my girlfriends' house, at my parents' house, etc. Give me manual labor and a cup of joe and a lunch bag and I'm set, I dunno.

Not to brag either because it's not worth bragging about, but I get into a roll and can usually accomplish a lot in a day or a weekend. This pig just takes pictures of something he's been working on for months.

Day 1:

1. Go to Home Depot.

2. Buy plants, soil, bricks, and a fire pit.

3. Go back to the hovel and install bricks into ground, pluck weeds, pour soil into garden, install plants, install fire pit.

4. Mow lawn.

Day 2:

1. Go to Menard's, Home Depot, or Lowe's or shop online and find a humble patio set (anywhere from $300-$500) and an umbrella.

2. Buy them.

3. Add to area.


In a month, this area will still look like shit. Maybe he's really poor right now for some reason. Cough, lolsuit, cough.

You messed it up a bit.

Day 2:

1. Beg Niki’s mom for money for furniture because you have to fake it until you make it and your twitter following wants to see it. Leave empty handed.

2. Go home and Tweet about how awesome you are about something unrelated while eating an entire can of frosting and fifteen frozen corn dogs.

3. Tweet about how the fire pit/patio is going great.

 

[guest]

I can’t believe his car and bike just sit there outside like that in Milwaukee and in his neighborhood?

 

[guest]

That looks like total shit. If someone said I lived there as a 41 year old man, I’d pop them in the mouth. Talk about slander? The truth about Pat is always more damaging than any alleged slander. His life is an embarrassment.

For real. This all looks like a place you’d have with a couple of buddies when you’re in college or maybe right after. Before they all start their real careers and get married and stuff.

 

[Snake]

Fire "pit."

>6 inches deep

 

[TokenX]

I hope the chocolatey fellows in the neighborhood redistribute that shit furniture.

This is probably the fear now that I think about it. He can't add anything nice behind the hov because it'll get stolen by Tyrone and his gang.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

For real. This all looks like a place you’d have with a couple of buddies when you’re in college or maybe right after. Before they all start their real careers and get married and stuff.

I would never be proud of this backyard, especially since he’s paying a mortgage and not renting. The fence is missing pieces for fuck sake!

 

[UnPRePared]

I learned from Wayne's World that Milwaukee is based off millioke, which is Algonquin for The Good Land.

FAWKIN liars.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is probably the fear now that I think about it. He can't add anything nice behind the hov because it'll get stolen by Tyrone and his gang.

And he tried to say one of the little rascals from here “damaged” his property. No pig, you can’t blame us on you living in a shitty neighborhood.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Look how fucking close that pit is to his house

hahahahahah nice acreage stupid

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Nigga what the fuck that looks like an alley way in some Jamaican ghetto

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Nigga what the fuck that looks like an alley way in some Jamaican ghetto

I’ve seen Brazilian favelas with more class and dignity.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

All of his photos look like a “before” picture. There will never be an impressive “after” photo.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Six figures but doesn't have a garage. Why is he so obese at this?

 

[stealthygeek]

Wait quietly for Black Friday's bargain basement prices, child. Quietly is the key.

The idea of Pat having to actually chain down his lawn furniture is chubbing me up. You know one of his vibrant neighbors will use his patio furniture to reserve their parking spots if given the chance.

 

[Pat the Simp]

That whole "patio" looks like shit. It's not even aligned with the poured concrete so there's a nice dirt stripe. I know it's hard to tell from a photo, but the fire pit pavers don't look level to me. He's got so many weeds growing in his "garden". Why post pictures of that?