Ukraine is allowing foreign volunteers to come and fight for them, western countries have allowed citizens to go…

[NoBacon]

… so I’m sure Patrick is making arrangements to go and fight in the war he’s gleefully cheering on every day?

he’ll be there soon, I’m sure of it. It’s not like he’s a fat cowardly hypocrite.

 

[NoBacon]

found on /all - not even a stlaker copy paste

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Also he’s well within the age range. I hope his fat ass gets on the next flight to Kyiv

 

[Raymond]

"You are mentally ill, stlaker."

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

… so I’m sure Patrick is making arrangements to go and fight in the war he’s gleefully cheering on every day?

he’ll be there soon, I’m sure of it. It’s not like he’s a fat cowardly hypocrite.

If he goes I’ll happily drive to the border and go undercover for the brothamen and get a shot of fatso in his body armor (which you know will be too small)

 

[peckafacce]

I throw in $50 for a plane ticket. Come on fatty, this is your moment. I'll even supply a couple bags of water balloons and a 5 gallon bucket of paint.

 

[EraGodless]

If he goes I’ll happily drive to the border and go undercover for the brothamen and get a shot of fatso in his body armor (which you know will be too small)

 

[NoBacon]

I throw in $50 for a plane ticket. Come on fatty, this is your moment. I'll even supply a couple bags of water balloons and a 5 gallon bucket of paint.

(not sure who made this masterpiece, but shout out to whoever did)

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Joseph Colleen Cumia, Peeler (First Class), reporting for duty

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Fat cowardly faggot. Always writing checks with his snout that his flabby flat ass can't cash. He can't cash it because he's poor and he's poor because he spends all his money on hooligans swill. He's fat.

 

[BoringFaggot]

If Pat goes we should all go! I'm sure we could form our own company since we all speak English, and Pig can be our company bitch! Don't give him a gun, obviously, but he can dig our shit holes and bury bodies. Hell, i'm sure he'd make a fantastic point man when needed!

 

[NoBacon]

Fat cowardly faggot. Always writing checks with his snout that his flabby flat ass can't cash. He can't cash it because he's poor and he's poor because he spends all his money on hooligans swill. He's fat.

don’t forget his collection of Star Wars dinosaur toys. They’re investments, child.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Joseph Colleen Cumia, Peeler (First Class), reporting for duty

Lotta potatoes need peelin' in dat country.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Anyone posted this at him on Twitter yet?

 

[NoBacon]

Found on /all

 

[HunterSTomlinson]

Patrick wouldn’t take up arms even for all the meatloaf in Milwaukee.

 

[Heyfellas]

I will pay for his plane ticket and 500 packs of water balloons if he decides to go over there.

Tell redditors to let him know I’ll send it Venmo/PayPal

 

[guest]

God I'd love to see grainy video of some Russian blowing off his head as he tries to throw paint balloons at a tank.

 

[Udders]

God I'd love to see grainy video of some Russian blowing off his head as he tries to throw paint balloons at a tank.

You just know he throws like a girl too.

 

[guest]

Someone find the tweet where someone told him he should enlist , and Pat said he would love to but they won’t take 40 year olds.

This is it, Fatty. Now you can back up your word. It’s not like you have a daughter, book contract, comedy gigs, or anything else you need to stick around for.