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"He's an insanely fat person is what I'm saying."
He's stealing our moves! Rick, quit stealing our moves!
He's stealing our moves! Rick, quit stealing our moves!
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Ugh
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They have to be wondering how a phone so thin can come out of the pockets of somebody so fat and round.
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The white glove treatment!
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I caught that too. He really does live on here all day and constantly steals our shit."He's an insanely fat person is what I'm saying."
He's stealing our moves! Rick, quit stealing our moves!
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Patrick believes there is a societal elite, the geniuses, celebrities, firebrands... that he is a part of... becuase he was on TV, child.
The rest of the world, specifically his twitter followers, are gnawing at the bit to CONSOOM whatever they're told to buy from the big whigs.
In reality, Rick is just an obscure drunken slob tweeting all day from his sweat-laden couch... which will be Repo'd when all is said and done.
quietly. now.
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Rick bringing it up again to let everyone know he has one
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The “wow” factor is people is people are shocked that Pat has a new phone while not having a job for years. That’s what impresses those around him how a mentally retarded man has a new phone. There’s a certain term for people like him spending money on things they don’t need as soon as it comes out, it’s a kind of “rich” but not one a respectable person wants to be.
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The only WOW factor I give a ffffawk about
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Samsung has BTS as their face, I doubt they give a shit about some midwestern fatso.
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Who in this day and age thinks others are impressed with the type of phone you have? What is this 2008?
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What a conceited fat faggot. I’ll be buying 30 iPhones to spite him
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Patrick gives me serious “Sow” vibes
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He truly is scrounging for pennies. ANYTHING to get out of having to find a real job, which no doubt he has been forced to do by Niki or someone else.
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What a big very fat buffoon. They should be paying him not to advertise their brand. It’s like that episode of Saved By The Bell where Mr. Belding started wearing buddy bands and made them uncool then Zack had to punch him in the neck to get him to stop.
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"The daughter you can have, but the secret? She's-a mine"
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Slater was El Tigre of my generation.
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That’s very true, last time anyone was impressed with someone’s cell phone was when smart phones first came out. I haven’t noticed anyones phone since then because they all look the same. He thinks he’s really special and unique because he doesn’t have an I-Phone and is a ball washer for Samsung. The only time it matters what phone you have is if you’re looking for a charger. He really thinks this is him getting the newest toy for Christmas and all the other kids in school are jealous yet he’s a 41 year old man.
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I see that stupid fucking thing as more screens to break. If you do any kind of physical job, I guarantee you've fucked up, left your phone in your front pocket and it ended up with a cracked to shit screen by the time you noticed.
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Who the fuck says "over the moon"? What a fucking queer-hole.