Ugh

[TokenX]

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

20 likes. I’m sure Samsung’s C-Suite marketing leadership is about to shit themselves with glee.

 

[Mikekeke]

There's definitely a factor at play here. I think it's less "Wow" and more "Cow" though.

 

[peckafacce]

Its a shame he can't say the same about Nordic Trac

 

[Meownaw]

I know this because I stalk them individually, child.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Yo, I'm all about having the best shit, and even I balked at the fold. The fucking thing is outlandishly overpriced and gimmicky. I saw one in person and rolled my fucking eyes.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Rick thinks people saying “Wow, cool. Anyways…” equates to a sale. Stick to hand selling your shitty books at cons for $5 a pop dummy.

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

My ‘wow’ factor is “wow, these guys are right. He really is fat”

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

No no, Pat, they’re saying “Wow! Fatter!”

 

[guest]

The "wow" factor is over the moon. People GET IT.

Don't bother giving up your day non-job for an advertising role.

 

[ActionJackson]

What a basic bitch consumer.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I like how this dummy thinks he can just shout "give me coins!" at businesses on twitter and get some kind of deal/writing gig/ etc. Ahem: that's not how any of this works, you sad, fat, out of touch, delusional fuck.

 

[42069]

The wow factor when I get a text calling me a fat. The alert really slaps

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I managed to find a picture and transcript of what was said at the Samsung of America board room:

“Did you reach out to this ‘Patrick’ guy for him selling our phones?”

“Yeah, he wanted 131k, and every new phone we make for ‘eternity’.”

“Offer him a $25 Applebee’s gift card and a $3 thank you card from Walgreens. He’ll take it.”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What a delusional fool, his ego is insane. He thinks just people seeing his flip phone and maybe saying “oh, that’s that new one” translates to sales. He spends all day on a couch and barely interacts with real people. Niki must be getting on him about getting a job since he believes he’s some kind of social media influencer.

 

[analeggsalad]

he shills for it not out of genuine enthusiasm so much as the potential for recognition from a large/important figure. His political persona follows the same dynamic

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"Aiyyo that phone folds? For real? Let me hold it right quick"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Samsung execs surely on the phone to Seoul demanding an advanced sponsorship package to secure this fat retard before Apple moves in.

 

[potatopeeler63]

“Offer him a $25 Applebee’s gift card and a $3 thank you card from Walgreens. He’ll take it.”

the terms of my reimbursement are incorrect, child.

I was also offered a third, better, wife; which I declined.

I am an official samsung ambassador/digital marketing thought provocateur, you little nothing.

back to your miserable life.

 

[IanHalperin]

This nigga retarded.