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UFC 296 Live Viewing Thread

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
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Speaking of Mel I wonder if we see him tonight. He's a big UFC fan and normally appears at the bigger cards
 

Cuphead

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Chick fight and went the distance, was still a banger. Fuck can't wait for the main card
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Checking in. Did i miss anything earlier?
 

DMbA

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Tony is gonna to get koed in hilarious fashion, hopefully the nog too
 

Phish

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I'd like to wring out Irene Aldana's sweaty underwear into a tall glass then lightly sip from it over the course of an entire afternoon
Aldana cleans up so nicely. She doesnt always look A+ in the ring but catch her outside if the gym and shes smokin hot. Sometimes ill rewind the replays just to check her ass out a second time.
 

Phish

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Tony is gonna to get koed in hilarious fashion, hopefully the nog too
I hope not. Thatll be the sad last nail in tonys coffin.

Main Card just started. Prelims were solid though.
Ill take your word and might try to catch some of the prelims tomorrow. Hope the damn little ones stay asleep and i get to catch the whole main. (The infant is being a faggot and doesnt seem to wanna sleep lately)


Holy shit Bryce got STARCHED!!!!!! Hell be lucky if his orbital isnt smashed in pieces after that.
 

Phish

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Bryce got FUCKED UP. Dude was straight up having a seizure
I was talking to my black coworker and told him that “Emmett Till was gonna get choked the fuck out by Bryce Mitchell” and he caught it and said “what the fuck!?” 😆. I didnt even mean to really say it it just came out because its just second nature at this point.
 
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