Uck!!

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pats ego cant help but make a fool of him on a daily basis. Getting shamed in your own hearing. At no point did the judge take Pat's side.

 

[guest]

Pats ego cant help but make a fool of him on a daily basis. Getting shamed in your own hearing. At no point did the judge take Pat's side.

Which is literally counterproductive to the ego.

Ribs.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He doesn’t close out bars anymore because he opens them now.

 

[Guinness525]

Listen to the fucking smugness in his voice as he said that. You know he'd just be waiting for an opportunity to get that line out.

He definitely thought that one up in the car as a way to get them on his side. Unfortunately for Pat - and this has always been the case - he trips over the punchline with his charmless, autistic delivery. Instead of the Judge chortling all good-naturedly, he probably thought Pat was giving him attitude. So right away, they start off on the wrong foot.

I’m glad he can’t always hide behind his smug Twitter character. Sometimes he actually has to talk to people, and sit in the awkward silence he creates.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He doesn’t close out bars anymore because he opens them now.

He just sets them on fire

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

 

[Meownaw]

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

There's a part where Patrick says "what's your favorite beer, faggot?". I'd clip it myself, but 16, dick, internet.

 

[EraGodless]

There's a part where Patrick says "what's your favorite beer, faggot?". I'd clip it myself, but 16, dick, internet.

It's at the 12:55 mark.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

He was trying to be funny, but like pretty much everything else in his life, he fucking sucks at it. That's not a line you can deliver deadpan when your audience is a courtroom. You need to deliver it with a wry smile and a chuckle (even then, it's kind if cunty). He just straight up said it and went over like a wet fart in an elevator.

Given the situation he shouldn't be attempting jokes at all. You're supposed to be the victim of relentless stalking Piggy, drop the tough guy/sassy/too cool for the room act and try to be sympathetic and helpless.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Given the situation he shouldn't be attempting jokes at all. You're supposed to be the victim of relentless stalking Piggy, drop the tough guy/sassy/too cool for the room act and try to be sympathetic and helpless.

^ exactly

it’s the same as his strictly stalking appearance. He wants it all ways at all times. He wants to be the victim but also wants to make it clear he’d kick everyone’s ass at anytime if it came to that.

very fat and very stupid. Also fat. And fat.