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Uck!!
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So needlessly passive-aggressive. What a bitch.
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lovely, just lovely. I need more!!
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oh man i didn't get that because my dog was shitting. you sir get blown before the jacuzzi.
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Nice arc of retardation, stupid
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He was trying to be funny, but like pretty much everything else in his life, he fucking sucks at it. That's not a line you can deliver deadpan when your audience is a courtroom. You need to deliver it with a wry smile and a chuckle (even then, it's kind if cunty). He just straight up said it and went over like a wet fart in an elevator.
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What is this pedo apologist saying in the first clip?
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No! Sir....... I'm .... no.
You can tell he wanted to start childing the judge but thought better of it.
You can tell he wanted to start childing the judge but thought better of it.
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Yeah, I thought that when I first read the transcript, and you're right. When I heard him say it last night on NPS, I thought it came off as weirdly stand-offish. It was probably the combination of his deadpan delivery and overpronounced consonanTs that gave off a smug, cunty vibe to me.
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"No, I had already been home for several hours at that point because I'm not 25 and don't close out bars any more."
Which, by the way... what point was he even trying to make? It's okay to close out bars when you're 25? The only point he made, in essence, was that he's not 25 any more. I get that he's trying to mock Andrew for not acting his age, but Andrew's only 29. I'm nearly 32 and I'd stay at a bar until it's shut if I was having a good time. So what?
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He has this clunky phrasing with his joke attempts that cause them to always miss the mark. It takes you a second to process what he just said because there are too many words and he doesn't pause or anything to signal that a joke is coming.
An example of how to successfully sneak in humor in a situation like this was when the judge goes "I suspect alcohol was involved". Succinct and accurate. Actually, the judge was hilarious the whole time with his total disbelief of how retarded the situation is. That was actually the one thing that didn't come through in the transcript.
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Can you please, please, just snip the part where he says something like "which they found hilarious, didn't you? Mmmhmm, yeah" followed by the "sir don't do that" and the bit of pregnant silence at the end?
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Good god, it sounds like he’s talking to a five year old when he says “sir don’t do that.” Real nice, Pat.
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This gross apologist is actually implying he’s above the behavior he actively engages in? Also, word on the street is he’s also kinda heavy (and now I’ve got a 24K lolsuit on my hands)
tl;dr Pat is an obese closet job
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All the best parts are clipped for your enjoyment here, my sweet little baby peanut butter nothing child - https://new.onaforums.net/threads/b...n-vs-nadolski-will-premiere.13809/post-293796
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So so so... you are saying he fucking sucks at telling jokes? That's pretty odd for a comedian. Isn't that like, his job? Memba when he used to have comedian in his social media bios? Lol.
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you know his fat face got all hot too