Twitter I demand this

[HotDogJoe]

"the bird site" Sounds like bitter XM-era Opie. "Howard works for the little doggie company!"

Fuck I knew that was reminding me of something. He really is the most hateable fat shithead on earth.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

This esteemed professional author wants an edit button because he routinely misspells basic words and uses fancy words out of context.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

His demands are so pathetic, but then again so was the lolsuit and we saw how that went

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat wants to be able to say wild shit without anyone calling him out because it ruin the illusion of someone with a moral high ground.

 

[UnPRePared]

1. Get blue checkmark back

2. Remove atalkers from Twitter

3. ?????????????????????????

4. ProfiT!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

It'd be hilarious if the new ceo actually replied and said ok. Here are my demands:

Get a job. Lose weight. Admit you're fat. Get sober attempt a relationship with your daughter. Pay quasi.

 

[guest]

Oh for fuck’s sake get a job, you live in hobo.

 

[guest]

Civilians without blue checkmarks don't get to make demands, child.

 

[Caverlock]

I like when he calls it "bird site" to minimize its overwhelming influence in his life. His whole life is Twitter. There's nothing else he cares about more. Except pie.

Like Lady Di being on her fourth "Natty Ice" at 8AM on a weekday.

 

[EraGodless]

Patrick forgot to say: "This I COMMAMD, child!"

 

[MonsterSteve]

An edit button is a borderline retarded idea. People would then edit viral posts to say anything they wanted.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

An edit button is a borderline retarded idea. People would then edit viral posts to say anything they wanted.

Yeah I don't get this either? It would only help the news

 

[guest]

If he put 1/100th of the effort into being a part of his daughter's life that he does into that meaningless, past its sell by date social media site, he'd be father of the year. He really is a pathetic cunt. Fat as well.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

An edit button is a borderline retarded idea. People would then edit viral posts to say anything they wanted.

Meh, maybe replies to Rick praising him this week will be edited into saying what a fat unlovable cunt his is the next week

 

[MonsterSteve]

Meh, maybe replies to Rick praising him this week will be edited into saying what a fat unlovable cunt his is the next week

Let's be honest. He wants it because we pick apart all of his tweets and make fun of his mistakes. Also because of his embarrassing drunk tweets.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I thought that blue check was coming back two years ago?

 

[alkiefuck2]

Some nobody just welcomed a guy that just took a multi million dollar job. " Welcome" like he has never been on twitter. Pat was just complaining about the rich getting richer. Pat violates TOS all the time and he thinks he can make demands.

"Hey Pat! Haha, thanks for the welcome! Loved your latest book man, genuinely. I also appreciate the suggestions, I'm taking a shit just now but as soon as I get back inside, consider yourself verified! "

 

[Tortfeasor]

Getting rid of bots means no more followers for him. This is a dangerous bluff.

 

[guest]

Get rid of the bots

Lol his follower count would drop to sub 10k pedos

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

All "we" need from you! He think's he the spokesman for Twitter users.

The only change in the bird site I'd like is if you go on multiple podcasts slagging off the platform then they ban you for life!