Twitter I demand this

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Lol what a faggot.

None of that will happen because no one cares about you, Pat. You aren't getting that checkmark back.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

“-Get rid of the bots”

Isnt that 80% of his followers?

 

[guest]

I like when he calls it "bird site" to minimize its overwhelming influence in his life. His whole life is Twitter. There's nothing else he cares about more. Except pie.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

The only one he really cares about is the verification. What an existence, patso.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Losing that blue checkmark was more damaging to his head than the thought Jon deep dicking Ade

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Ha. A street shitter CEO.

 

[Pat the Simp]

Why did he capitalize God and didn't say gods?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

This fucking faggot sees Nazis everywhere. Pat, ya stink!

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

"The overall experience will improve when everyone agrees with me 100%. Anything less than 100% agreement with my opinions is no longer acceptable. You will address this immediately to make Twitter the best it can be. You will accept my phone call, CAO child."

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

"The overall experience will improve when everyone agrees with me 100%. Anything less than 100% agreement with my opinions is no longer acceptable. You will address this immediately to make Twitter the best it can be. You will accept my phone call, CAO child."

"I'm unemployed and have access to vast sums of taxpayer money. We will have a conversation."

 

[guest]

- arrest anyone who calls me fat
- ban everyone with jobs
- free pie

That's it.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Make it so they can't reply"

lol

Mr. Krav Maga/BJJ expert/comedian/firebrand can't handle anyone disagreeing with him. "Make the children go away, child, for I only wish to see comments that praise me and agree with me, because I am handsome and fit."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Some nobody just welcomed a guy that just took a multi million dollar job. " Welcome" like he has never been on twitter. Pat was just complaining about the rich getting richer. Pat violates TOS all the time and he thinks he can make demands.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

If they ban bots and cull inactive accounts, he’ll have perhaps 1,000 followers, and I’m being generous in my estimate. Also, his fat and his wife is a butt ugly hag who is aging like milk.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

"Make it so they can't reply"

lol

Mr. Krav Maga/BJJ expert/comedian/firebrand can't handle anyone disagreeing with him. "Make the children go away, child, for I only wish to see comments that praise me and agree with me, because I am handsome and fit."

Right. His demands are basically "make this as much of an echo chamber as possible".

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He could've saved himself 15 seconds and just pleaded for his blue check mark back like the e-street beggar he is.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"the bird site" Sounds like bitter XM-era Opie. "Howard works for the little doggie company!"

 

[bovinebrain]

Don’t let people I’ve blocked reply in my tweet threads, but let me keep unblocking them just to reply and then block them again, CEO child.

 

[guest]

“-Get rid of the bots”

Isnt that 80% of his followers?

Perhaps more than that