@Turk February went to Finishing School

[Turk February]

So Eurovision is essentially a simulation of how the UN works

It's actually an extremely good simulation of global politics despite being apolitical by design.

 

[Turk February]

I should explain. Switzerland started the Eurovision Song Contest after world war 2 in an effort to help keep peace by a joined love of music and friendly competition. It's actually a beautiful idea. But it's grown increasingly political and biased.

 

[Turk February]

Montenegro cleverly but their song out first because it's supposed to be an earworm despite being in a language no one knows. It's a smart move. Everyone will sing along in the crowd.

 

[Turk February]

They actually sound a lot like Croatia this year. Which came second. I fucking hated them but after 4 or 5 plays they grew on me.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah after 3 or 4 listens I doubt they will qualify. They just don't have that special something. They're good. Not contest good.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

people should read 'The Manual' by Bill Drummond before making a Eurovision song

 

[Turk February]

people should read 'The Manual' by Bill Drummond before making a Eurovision song

People could learn a lot from underdogs like Abba, Hatari, Kaarija. They didn't always win but they wowed the audience. It's so much about being unique.

 

[Turk February]

people should read 'The Manual' by Bill Drummond before making a Eurovision song

Like imagine stepping out on stage dressed in bondage gear and screaming about how europe will burn and still coming in an impressive 10th place.

 

[Turk February]

They submitted this. And did well.

 

[We Have Everything]

Wow, looking back this whole thread is a gay attention seeking by @Chad Turkuerry for @Turk February

They are like the Canadian Destiny/Nick Fuentes

(Turk is Fuentes)

 

[Turk February]

Wow, looking back this whole thread is a gay attention seeking by @Chad Turkuerry for @Turk February

They are like the Canadian Destiny/Nick Fuentes

(Turk is Fuentes)

I think I look more like destiny and agree with his ideas (though not politics) more. I don't want to be Fuentes

 

[We Have Everything]

I think I look more like destiny and agree with his ideas (though not politics) more. I don't want to be Fuentes

Ok, you are sucking Turry's dick...

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Wow, looking back this whole thread is a gay attention seeking by @Chad Turkuerry for @Turk February

They are like the Canadian Destiny/Nick Fuentes

(Turk is Fuentes)

Another one who doesn't understand what it means to have friends. Sad! Pathetic!

 

[Turk February]

Another one who doesn't understand what it means to have friends. Sad! Pathetic!

You and I are his friends, stupid.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You and I are his friends, stupid.

Nobody is friends with @Mustard

 

[Turk February]

Nobody is friends with @Mustard

I'll be friends with Mustard. He's just got stone being such an attention whore.

 

[Mustard]

Nobody is friends with @Mustard

You want to have sex with Turk just admit it. Years of blowing guys for drugs made you gay.

 

[Turk February]

I'm kidding, I hope @Mustard drowns in a bath with any children he has. He's a penis eating gay cum fuck.

 

[Turk February]

I'm just kidding @Mustard I never actually want any harm to come to you. I know you're debilitatingly autistic and won't get that but it was just teasing.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You want to have sex with Turk just admit. Years of blowing guys for drugs made you gay.

Nah drugs took me to some dark places but when you don't have rent and utility bills you don't need a lot of money. Meth is cheap, too. For $100/week I was plenty high. Two or three days of temp labour/food bank/foraging and hunting small game basically took care of it.

Sucking dick for meth would have been pretty extravagant all things considered.