Turk February ruining another geopolitical Nobacon thread with his depressing shit

[Turk February]

All of those threads just become this but non ironically, from junkies and terminally online fantasists;

The key to victory lies in deploying plasma rifle brigades from Novosibirsk to Kursk while reinforcing the Voronezh front with Ork warbands airlifted via dirigible gunships. Meanwhile, cybernetic cavalry units must storm the Dnieper using hovercraft submarines to establish a psy-ops disco fortress in Kyiv. This isn’t just strategy—it’s 5D chess with laser turrets.

I'm an anarchist, sir.

 

[NoBacon]

We're having group therapy, tell us your mental illness. Be a team player!

I’m a full on rapist

 

[RoTheHo69]

It's actually a devastating personality disorder.

I wouldn't know shit about that.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I’m a full on rapist

I can respect it.

 

[We Have Everything]

Do you have MPD, Meek Personality Disorder?

The fact of the matter is, even 10 yrs from now I can and will keep tabs on u. (if my claims are true, but I'm just bluffing).

 

[Turk February]

I'm too self-aware of my own issues, psychology can't help me at all. I just need to get the fuck out of this house and be with some people who have kind of the same personality i do, culturally I mean. That's why I've asked so many people here if they want to hang out and go to a festival or something. That would be my therapy, to be with people I can talk to and that want to talk to me, and who aren't elderly or sick and constantly begging or guilting me with their own problems.

I've seen your cock, dude. You're not that self aware. It's okay to ask for help.

 

[Turk February]

WTF does that mean?

It means me and a group of men have stared at your penis because you're sick.

 

[NoBacon]

I'm too self-aware of my own issues, psychology can't help me at all. I just need to get the fuck out of this house and be with some people who have kind of the same personality i do, culturally I mean. That's why I've asked so many people here if they want to hang out and go to a festival or something. That would be my therapy, to be with people I can talk to and that want to talk to me, and who aren't elderly or sick and constantly begging or guilting me with their own problems.

This is incredibly gay, unless it’s cutting edge satire.

Get a Bible and lift weights, problem solved. Don’t be a woman.

 

[Turk February]

Don't listen to him, he believes he fights demons in outer space and can do astral projection. Go to your local community center and talk with them.

 

[NoBacon]

Don't listen to him, he believes he fights demons in outer space and can do astral projection. Go to your local community center and talk with them.

Nobody wants to be around sensitive weepy men trying to trauma dump on you and “heal themselves” with vague notions of therapy through friendship.

Except other people like that, obviously.

 

[Turk February]

Nobody wants to be around sensitive weepy men trying to trauma dump on you and “heal themselves” with vague notions of therapy through friendship.

Except other people like that, obviously.

You mean other people like everyone except schizophrenics like you. Shut the fuck up.

 

[NoBacon]

Who do you have any responsibilities to, NoBacon? Who in your life do you have to worry about even if you went away for a couple nights?

If that photo of you was real, you need to do these things:

1. Lose weight, so your face is leaner
2. Shave or have a full beard, nothing in between
3. Own a hat that isn’t embarrasing Reddit fedora ish

Stop wallowing in self misery.

 

[Turk February]

Matthew 25:35-40

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35 For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, 36 I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.’ 37 Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? 38 And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? 39 And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you?’ 40 And the King will answer them, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers,[a] you did it to me.’

Don't try to reason with it. It's already gone. I've tried saving people. But you have to recognize when they crossed a line and became things.

 

[NoBacon]

Don't try to reason with it. It's already gone. I've tried saving people. But you have to recognize when they crossed a line and became things.

Do you know what I do when I’m feeling not myself and low? I ask my buddies to go for a drink, and we do coke or whatever and have a good time, and I realise everything is good I just need to let off steam occasionally and embrace a bit of chaos now and then.

Notice the people here who are enabling his womanly moaning are all shut ins afraid of the outside world and junkies.

“Hey man, that’s really powerful that you recognise your childhood wasn’t nurturing enough, well I’m here - and I want to go to a festival with you, we can get cotton candy and go frocking gayly in the sunflower fields. That’s what friends do, be well, you deserve this”

 

[Turk February]

Do you know what I do when I’m feeling not myself and low? I ask my buddies to go for a drink, and we do coke or whatever and have a good time, and I realise everything is good I just need to let off steam occasionally and embrace a bit of chaos now and then.

Notice the people here who are enabling his womanly moaning are all shut ins afraid of the outside world and junkies.

“Hey man, that’s really powerful that you recognise your childhood wasn’t nurturing enough, well I’m here - and I want to go to a festival with you, we can get cotton candy and go frocking gayly in the sunflower fields. That’s what friends do, be well, you deserve this”

Jesus loved cocaine and gay sex. Way to live your beliefs faggot.

 

[NoBacon]

Jesus loved cocaine and gay sex. Way to live your beliefs faggot.

Jesus loves a joyful spirit who wrestles with God.

You’re alive aren’t you? Thank God you woke up this morning, stop cursing all the bad things in your life and do something about it.

Or don’t, I don’t care - don’t ask me to enable this pitiful behaviour though.

 

[Turk February]

Jesus loves a joyful spirit who wrestles with God.

You’re alive aren’t you? Thank God you woke up this morning, stop cursing all the bad things in your life and do something about it.

Or don’t, I don’t care - don’t ask me to enable this pitiful behaviour though.

Lol. That's a Jordan Peterson quote. You're so gay

 

[NoBacon]

Lol. That's a Jordan Peterson quote. You're so gay

Jordan Peterson is worth over 100 million dollars spreading a good message to people who need it, has a beautiful family and a devoted wife of decades.

Maybe he’s got a point you know? Do you just read self help books for women that validate your feelings endlessly with no expectation of action?

 

[Turk February]

Jordan Peterson is worth over 100 million dollars spreading a good message to people who need it, has a beautiful family and a devoted wife of decades.

Maybe he’s got a point you know? Do you just read self help books for women that validate your feelings endlessly with no expectation of action?

No. I read manga and sci Fi because I know no external influences can do good for me unless they place my hands on me. I'm not superstitious.

Edit 1. I meant their hands on me

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jordan Peterson is worth over 100 million dollars spreading a good message to people who need it, has a beautiful family and a devoted wife of decades.

Maybe he’s got a point you know? Do you just read self help books for women that validate your feelings endlessly with no expectation of action?

You can't tell people to not be weepy faggots and invoke crying retard Jordan Peterson in the same argument. Jordan Peterson should genuinely kill himself and I've explained why a million times and I'm not doing it again.