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Turk February ruining another geopolitical Nobacon thread with his depressing shit

We Have Everything

Happy Hannukah everybody
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Ok, so we came up with "sass" to describe the main sentiment displayed by the 40 yr old sojourners here. I think Turk's posts deserve a new name, they're obviously not motivated by sass, but something more complex/multifaceted. Like despair/tragedy or sumpthin. Some options to describe his essence

  • Trass
  • Trassidy
  • Sassaster
  • Post-Trasmatic Disorder
  • Sassasterpiece
  • Trasshole
  • Sassedy
  • Tragi-sass
  • Sasspair
  • Tragisnark
  • Sassdrama
  • Sasslamity
  • Tragitude
  • Sassfliction
  • Trassfire
  • Upliftingphobia
  • Sassastrophe
  • Trasshuffle
  • Sassression
  • Trassicon
  • Sassxiety
  • Trassfault
  • Sass-luck
 

chocolatehellhole

Robert from Pizza Brews & Two Dudes Podcast
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Ok, so we came up with "sass" to describe the main sentiment displayed by the 40 yr old sojourners here. I think Turk's posts deserve a new name, they're obviously not motivated by sass, but something more complex/multifaceted. Like despair/tragedy or sumpthin. Some options to describe his essence

  • Trass
  • Trassidy
  • Sassaster
  • Post-Trasmatic Disorder
  • Sassasterpiece
  • Trasshole
  • Sassedy
  • Tragi-sass
  • Sasspair
  • Tragisnark
  • Sassdrama
  • Sasslamity
  • Tragitude
  • Sassfliction
  • Trassfire
  • Upliftingphobia
  • Sassastrophe
  • Trasshuffle
  • Sassression
  • Trassicon
  • Sassxiety
  • Trassfault
  • Sass-luck
Oof.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Cursedster?
You will notice a weird serenity about me. The cure to bpd is love. It's the only cure because it's a personality issue. If you let yourself be pissed off all the time you're feeding your addiction. Kindness and friendship slowly kill BPD. I'm not pretending I'm perfect. But I do try to be honest, fair, and kind as much as my stupid brain will let me.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Turk has the Dougie disease where he's clearly very intelligent but fucks himself at every turn. But where Dougie would overthink simple things until they became difficult, Turk makes shit difficult for himself by being nihilistic, but only when it comes to himself. He cares about other people, but he doesn't care about himself. If this was a movie, Turk would be a Christ figure. That abcess on his hand? Stigmata.

And yeah, I'm gonna discuss Turk like he's not in this thread and didn't make the post right before mine.
 

We Have Everything

Happy Hannukah everybody
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-8,009
You will notice a weird serenity about me. The cure to bpd is love. It's the only cure because it's a personality issue. If you let yourself be pissed off all the time you're feeding your addiction. Kindness and friendship slowly kill BPD. I'm not pretending I'm perfect. But I do try to be honest, fair, and kind as much as my stupid brain will let me.
Stumpmund Freud ova here...
Sigmund Froze (like frostbite teehee)
Sigmund Flawed
Sigmund Jinnx
Sigmund Hexed
Sigmund Plagued
Sigmund Plight
Sigmund the Accursed
The Dunya hates him
" Luck? Whats that? Boq has a disorder"..
Sigmund Limbs
Limb biskit
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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Ok, so we came up with "sass" to describe the main sentiment displayed by the 40 yr old sojourners here. I think Turk's posts deserve a new name, they're obviously not motivated by sass, but something more complex/multifaceted. Like despair/tragedy or sumpthin. Some options to describe his essence

  • Trass
  • Trassidy
  • Sassaster
  • Post-Trasmatic Disorder
  • Sassasterpiece
  • Trasshole
  • Sassedy
  • Tragi-sass
  • Sasspair
  • Tragisnark
  • Sassdrama
  • Sasslamity
  • Tragitude
  • Sassfliction
  • Trassfire
  • Upliftingphobia
  • Sassastrophe
  • Trasshuffle
  • Sassression
  • Trassicon
  • Sassxiety
  • Trassfault
  • Sass-luck
You are wiggling out
 
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