Turbo cunt rides again, and creates new stlaker

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

How many people even know who Caligula was? I was never taught the name and only learned who he was because of Jim's references to the porno.

It’s gotta be a small number if you’re under 50 -it’s amazing he tries to pick up slang that young people use and claim to be “current” yeah talks like a boomer.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Part 1 ( I assume the protected tweet was some dumb thing Rick said ):
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Part 2 ( new stlaker learns about Rick and Norm ):
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Twist ( stlaker has been on twitter since 2007 ):
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Rick compulsively hides when he is being quote tweeted. It makes following these kind of conversations on Twitter annoying

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pat was like 12 when this came out. I had friends with mustaches at 12. I was too preoccupied with getting my weiner touched to give a shit about stuff like this by then. Not Pat. I'd stopped playing with toys by then too and he's still going strong with that.

This loser really fucked up his life. He could've had fun and made some memories and had some stories to tell about his life other than "Star Trek, Hook and The Muppets shaped me as a human being" and made up shit like his cat killing an owl (pretty much an apex predator) or backflip-kicking the knife out of a guy's hand.

Worse 28 years ago was 1995. He was 15 when he started watching this. That said it is a good movie.

Edit it's a 2 year old post so it'd be 1993. Still you're right most teens have other things they are interested in

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Worse 28 years ago was 1995. He was 15 when he started watching this. That said it is a good movie.

Edit it's a 2 year old post so it'd be 1993. Still you're right most teens have other things they are interested in

I saw it in theaters but I was like 7 or 8 - piggy being that into it in his teens is weird. Then again he also was in his 30s when he decided the children’s movie “how to train your dragon” is something you watch on a date with another adult without children. Niki must also have the same retarded mindset.

 

[EraGodless]

He is already in full Mr. Scrooge/Grinch mode. Ready to jump into any tweet and start fighting or name calling. He tries to act like his life is going great but this is just another holiday that he doesnt spend with his daughter and gets to sit in his dark living room watching muppets drunk and alone. While the rest of his family has a great time knowing that Pat isnt there to ruin it.

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This fucking guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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This fucking guy.

He can look to the future all he wants, he'll still have missed her entire childhood. He'll still be looking to the future on his deathbed when most people are looking to the past thinking of all the irreplaceable beautiful memories they made with the people who matter most. It has to be a calming thought for even some pretty bad people when they can say to themselves as the lights go out "I did my share of screwing up but at least I was a good dad."

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

A new bit has been born. I’m sure he won’t need to correct the record about his weed history.

Rastafatian Pat has potential

 

[CuntFucker .]

He is already in full Mr. Scrooge/Grinch mode. Ready to jump into any tweet and start fighting or name calling. He tries to act like his life is going great but this is just another holiday that he doesnt spend with his daughter and gets to sit in his dark living room watching muppets drunk and alone. While the rest of his family has a great time knowing that Pat isnt there to ruin it.

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You know he crafted that tweet in his mind all the way on the car ride back

 

[lil chud]

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"So I'm talking to this stlaker child and then he calls me a faggot. Sad guy, very disrespectful!"

 

[Nana's stent]

Im not posting all of them but 2018 and 2020 was when he used it most.

This is the first tweet with it

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Here are a few randoms

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Bonus pic found in one of his arguments.

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this picture needs to be posted on every pat thread

 

[cliveowen]

You know when he came up with sippy cup Caligula he pictured himself using it on Rachel Maddows show

Pat: "And then you have Trump, who I refer to as sippy cup Caligula"

Rachel: *loudly guffawing* "wait a minute, what did you call him? Sippy cup Caligula? That is so funny how did you come up with that?"

Pat: "Well I'm not only a Sci Fi author and political pundit, but a stand up comedian as well"

Rachel: "that is great, I'm going to start using it too"

 

[Sue Lightning]

Wait, isn’t sissy a slur? REPORT! REPORT!
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He still thinks that dumb sippy cup nickname will take off with the young people any day now.

If he even did an inkling of research on this topic beyond hot takes and wikipedia he would know Congress removed this 2/3 vote ability post civil war. Fucking mong.

 

[Sue Lightning]

“The right to remove disabilities imposed by this Section was exercised by Congress at different times on behalf of enumerated individuals.1 In 1872, the disabilities were removed, by a blanket act, from all persons except Senators and Representatives of the Thirty-sixth and Thirty-seventh Congresses, officers in the judicial, military and naval service of the United States, heads of departments, and foreign ministers of the United States.2 Twenty-six years later, Congress enacted that the disability imposed by section 3 . . . incurred heretofore, is hereby removed.3”

 

[Sue Lightning]

Wait, isn’t sissy a slur? REPORT! REPORT!
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He still thinks that dumb sippy cup nickname will take off with the young people any day now.

And another thing he fails to mention. The GOP is not as triggered over this as he thinks because it was literally Republicans who enacted these court battles in the first place. But considering that would be believing that not all Republicans are fascist nazi Trump supporters.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Hey Pat, 60,000 is more than 50,000

Maybe smoke less weed?

accusing him of being stoned is a pretty good bit - he'll autisticly deny it, thereby admitting he's naturally that stupid